And once again, we see how simply telling the truth about Lefty shitbags amounts to a “smear campaign” of “vicious lies, “distortions,” and “fabrications” — all of which happen to be accurate, factual, and inarguable:
“On the eve of historic fights for health care and clean energy, opponents of reform have mounted a vicious smear campaign against me,” Jones, special adviser for green jobs at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, said in a statement announcing his resignation just after midnight Saturday. “They are using lies and distortions to distract and divide.”
We didn’t have to do any such thing, you oxygen-thief piece of shit; the truth about you is quite damning enough, thanks. It always is with your disgusting ilk. But go ahead, whine and cry about how unfair it is that your history of anti-Americanism has finally caught up with you, and blame your hard-earned comeuppance on the people who dared to notice what a foul, rabble-rousing brigand you always have been.
Al that’s well and good and all, but Mike Pence is way off the mark here:
Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.) called on Jones to resign Friday, saying in a statement, “His extremist views and coarse rhetoric have no place in this administration or the public debate.”
“No place in this administration?” You must be joking. They’re the core, the very beating heart, of this radical regime. Remove the extremist views from the Obama ruling clique and there wouldn’t be enough people left in the White House to bother keeping the lights on.
Update! Treacher’s take:
If the mainstream media didn’t prove its own irrelevance during the Rielle Hunter scandal, this clinches it. An advisor to the President of the United States, a man in charge of tens of billions in taxpayer funds, is resigning because of a scandal that has not been covered by most news outlets. Now they have to do the same dance they did when John Edwards confessed to his affair: “Looks like we have no choice but to talk about this now. Let’s cover the story as if we’ve been covering it all along, while explaining it for the people who don’t know about it because we’re their only source of news.”
So long to the lying, racebaiting, communist Truther in the White House. Correction: So long to a lying, racebaiting, communist Truther in the White House.
A crucial correction indeed. It ain’t as if Jones is the first, the last, or the only.
Comedy GOLD update! Enjoy your new career manning the Wendy’s drive-thru window, you commie bastard.
Connecting the dots update! Dan puts the pieces together:
Van Jones was hand picked by Valerie Jarrett. Ms. Jarrett’s father was an ardent commie who probably knew Obama’s father figure, sex rebel Frank Marshall Davis. Ms. Jarrett was instrumental in getting Michelle Obama the U of Chicago hospitals PR position that paid her so well for diverting the financially undesirable to neighborhood clinics. Michelle’s dad was a Chicago ward boss. That Jones joins Rezko, Ayers and Wright under the bus is no accident. That Obama puts the screws on Honduras and sucks up to Cuba and Venezuela are no accidents. That the FBI is responsible for doing background checks, and Obama wants to give them sovereignty over the CIA is no accident. That Teddy Kennedy tried to cut a separate deal with the odious Yuri Andropov and then backed Obama is not really an accident.
Nope, it damned sure ain’t. But hey, it’s rude to notice, you crazy, paranoid, hysterical Wingnut™, you.
Too much fun update! Best headline so far has gotta be Dan’s: “Bus Overtakes Van As Jones Loses WH Parking Spot.”