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BK: Suck it, biotches!

June 24th, 2009

Captain Ed is ag’in this new ad campaign, but I kinda like it myself:

The “Super Seven Incher” will “BLOW your mind away.” Note, too, the shocked expression on the young woman’s face. Does it look as though she anticipates enjoying the experience?

Well, I dunno, Ed. That look of nervous, anticipatory surprise is very familiar to some of us.

Sorry about that one, everybody. But dammit, he left himself, umm, wide open, and I just couldn’t help myself.

Okay, I’ll stop now, and I promise never to do it again. Until next time.

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  1. BC
    June 24th, 2009 at 17:08 | #1
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    You've gone, er, too long without this sort of humor, Bruce. I admire the length and, dare I say, girth of your wit.
  2. cmblake6
    June 24th, 2009 at 21:46 | #2
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    I found it amusing!
  3. Sithmonkey
    June 25th, 2009 at 08:05 | #3
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    Remember folks:

    Any man can be king...it takes 12 inches to be a Ruler.

  4. Mikey NTH
    June 25th, 2009 at 09:23 | #4
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    As an ad, it is as clever as a seventh grader.
  5. cbullitt
    June 25th, 2009 at 10:04 | #5
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    It...er...comes with sauce, right?
  6. Three Legged Bunny
    June 26th, 2009 at 09:38 | #6
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    The deal would be complete if they'd hung (haw) the burger king ball underneath the sandwich hard right.

    Somebody had a commercial for a while where a teenage girl stuck her whole hand into her mouth. that was really interesting.

  7. Mike
    June 26th, 2009 at 09:41 | #7
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    That was Hardees/Carl's Jr, I believe. It ain't purely a coincidence that Hardee's is the greatest fast food chain of 'em all. Damn fine burgers, damn fine commercials.
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