State-Media fellatio: how to blow a pResident
The common, everyday act of swatting a bug is something that happens countless times a day at picnics and ball games across the country, especially during the summer, but when Barack Obama was caught on tape by CNBC’s cameras doing it, the fawning liberal press couldn’t contain their excitement. All three broadcast network morning shows, on Wednesday, praised the presidential kill as they were impressed by the “ninja” Obama’s “precision,” and “cat-like quickness.”
On NBC’s “Today” show substitute-host David Gregory opened the show declaring: “You just have to appreciate the, the concentration and the precision! Just a few things going on in the world but it’s as if everything was stopped and at a standstill for the President to lower the boom.” On CBS’ “The Early Show,” Chris Wragge marveled: “We’ve also just confirmed the President is a Ninja.” And on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” they even brought out the Telestrator to break down the video as Chris Cuomo offered play-by-play: “You see? He stares at the fly. How many times have each of us tried to do this? Look at the hand coming up. The poise. The cupping. And the quick slap…Just knocked it away, very rare.”
As incredible as it seems to those of us who don’t live only to lap the pResidential bag, there’s more of this embarrassing cum-gargling at the link.
These bootlicks are completely pathetic. And so are the whackadoos at PETA, which has accused the Current Occupant of murder. Well, almost. New category for State Media buttsucking: Kissing The Royal Baby. You trusty shellbacks out there will know what that means.
Update! What’s next, waterboarding our poor, innocent Musca domestica cousins?
In what’s likely to mushroom into a major international crisis overshadowing the situations in both Iran and North Korea, President Obama carried out a public execution during an interview at the White House yesterday as members of his staff and the media looked on in horror. Moreover, the President did so without even granting the condemned a trial or even access to legal counsel.
Let the war-crimes tribunals begin!
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