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Back atcha, jerks

June 7th, 2009

First Democrats who’ve made a career out of jeopardizing national security by leaking classified information whine and kvetch about Republicans’ removing Obama’s thumb from the “torture” debate scale by releasing some of the documentary evidence that harsh interrogation techniques do in fact sometimes work, and now some Lefty bloggers are squinching their little eyes shut, waving their chubby fists around, and crying over the outing of one of their own — after obnoxiously doing the same themselves to Republicans and conservatives for years now. You’ll all pardon me, I hope, if my concern over this unconscionable horror is, shall we say, neither fervent nor particularly conspicuous.

Shorter version: boo fucking hoo. Cry me a river, cupcakes.

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  1. NukemHill
    June 7th, 2009 at 22:19 | #1
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    Man, I need to read you more. Every time I come over here, I leave with a sense of "Yeah, the world's going to be okay, as long as Mike keeps beating the shit out of people who deserve it."

    Keep it up. You make my day.

    "Weapons free." Shit. I just snorted my soda.

  2. cupcake
    June 7th, 2009 at 23:51 | #2
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    god I love this blog. it makes me want to kiss your penis. stuck on the pane two flies buzzed, stuck.
  3. me a river
    June 7th, 2009 at 23:54 | #3
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    this blog makes me gay inside. cheap ci4lis. I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately. good luck!
  4. fervent nor particularly conspicuous
    June 7th, 2009 at 23:57 | #4
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    I have a poster of John McCain in my dorm room. You can come over and look at it any time. Pants optional. Email me at the link! At 30 a man should know himself like the palm of his hand, know the exact number of his defects and qualities, know how far he can go, foretell his failures - be what he is. And, above all, accept these things.
  5. Carol
    June 8th, 2009 at 06:32 | #5
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    For someone who puffs about how long he's been around, Blevins is acting like he's still wet behind the ears. Like I said elsewhere, someone should change his diaper and put him down for a nap.
  6. Mike
    June 8th, 2009 at 08:45 | #6
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    Man. Either the comment spam is getting more clever, or the trolls are getting less so.
  7. Gunga
    June 8th, 2009 at 09:21 | #7
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    My favorite part of Blevins sob story is that he had to hide his identity to protect himself from his arch-conservative family and protect them from being associated from him. What a selfless paragon of virute!

    We are tlaking lawyers here people.

    Q: What do you call it when one lawyer throws another lawyer under the bus?

    A: A nice start.

  8. ShyAsrai
    June 8th, 2009 at 09:23 | #8
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    one can only assume that Blevin's coterie expressed similar outrage at the treatment meted out to Joe the Plumber.

    no?

  9. NukemHill
    June 8th, 2009 at 10:07 | #9
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    Well, I'm real, I think. Whether or not those other goons are spammers or trolls ... is there a difference? Certainly not qualitatively.
  10. Mike
    June 8th, 2009 at 10:11 | #10
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    True, true. And thanks very much for the kind words, by the way.
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