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Big yawn

June 4th, 2009

The most successful, benevolent, brilliant, and articulate leader in world history gave another of his stemwinder blatherfests godlike orations today, as you all know. He said things that have never been said, with a transcendent eloquence that made the entire world fall at his feet in adoration; the liberal media has hailed it as another of those wonderful turning points where everything has now been changed for the better by the sheer force of the God-Emperor’s shining rhetoric; the audience wept with gratitude and sheer joy, and humanity has been elevated by the privilege of hearing His holy words. He promised justice at long last for the downtrodden, and had harsh words for the world’s true villains, while calling for freedom and dignity for all.

And to tell the truth, I just don’t give two shits. Or even one shit. I’ll maybe have something more comprehensive to say about it tomorrow. But for now, I have too many other things to do that don’t allow for bothering too much with this lying hack’s balderdash — another paradigm-shattering moment that will be forgotten in a year.

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  1. apotheosis
    June 4th, 2009 at 21:07 | #1
    Totally off the freakin' topic, but I'm tired of hearing about that bastard and I haven't done my good deed for the day. Stoaty's got some orphans over at her place that could use a home.
  2. Dubya Bee
    June 6th, 2009 at 09:05 | #2
    "Stemwinder" means the opposite of what you think it means.
  3. June 6th, 2009 at 12:01 | #3
    It means an entertaining but less than meaningful speech, or so I thought. Which, you're right, it's wholly inappropriate in the Obama context. "Infuriating" would be much more apropos.
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