Odin-airy People

May 5th, 2009

OOOH, WHAT A LOKI MAN HE WAS

Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for the Mighty Thor (R.-Valhalla)!

The latest Homeland Security warns us of the threat posed by “Nordic mystcism“. A Norse is a Norse, of course, of course–and we’ve got to keep an eye on those tricky sled-necks!

Also a threat: “extremists” who “are highly critical of the U.S. Government’s response to illegal immigration and oppose government programs that are designed to extend “rights” to illegal aliens, such as issuing driver’s licenses…”

As I recall, every one of Barack Obama’s Democrat primary opponents was opposed issuing driver’s licenses to illegal aliens–including Obama’s vice-president and Secretary of State! Although I understand why he might want Homeland to keep an eye on Joe Biden.

In fairness, Hillary was both for and against it. And Dennis Kucinich thought the question was about “driver’s licenses for space aliens”.

Veterans, Republicans, gun-owners, businesspeople, the religious, conservatives, investors, FoxNews, his own cabinet…Obama has compiled an Enemies List of extremism suspects that includes everyone but himself and Islamic extremists! They’re not on the list of suspects because King Abdullah wouldn’t give Prince Obama permission to include them.

Richard Nixon had his Plumbers, Captain Queeg had his strawberries, Hunter Thompson had his mescaline, Hillary had her Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy…and Obama has a Homeland Security suspect list consisting of the entire Homeland except for Jose Padilla, David Gregory and the rest of the Teen Heart-throb Media.

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