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Another Not So Smart Power initiative humiliatingly spurned

March 11th, 2009

Oh, but this is rich: Boy Genius makes overtures to “moderate” elements of the Taliban, gets stupid ass spanked — again:

Afghanistan’s Taliban on Tuesday turned down as illogical U.S. President Barack Obama’s bid to reach out to moderate elements of the insurgents, saying the exit of foreign troops was the only solution for ending the war.

“This does not require any response or reaction for this is illogical,” Qari Mohammad Yousuf, a purported spokesman for the insurgent group, told Reuters when asked if its top leader Mullah Mohammad Omar would make any comment about Obama’s proposal.

“The Taliban are united, have one leader, one aim, one policy…I do not know why they are talking about moderate Taliban and what it means?”

It’s okay, buddy; America’s first Affirmative Action pResident — the Moron Messiah — clearly does not know what he’s talking about either.

(Via Hoft)

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  1. AlanABQ
    March 11th, 2009 at 15:05 | #1
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    I thought this was fucking hilarious, too. Who the hell does Obama think he's dealing with here? It's the freakin' Taliban, for Chissakes! You know, the ones pulling the grunt work for Al Qaeda.

    I swear, I think Obama, Biden and Pelosi ought to share a dirty needle & get it over with.

  2. joss
    March 11th, 2009 at 17:03 | #2
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    "Moderate Taliban." Kind of a contradiction of terms.
  3. Blacque Jacques Shellacque
    March 11th, 2009 at 18:16 | #3
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    Maybe the dumbass thinks that the Taliban is simply just another political party...
  4. Mike
    March 11th, 2009 at 18:24 | #4
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    Hey, like all our sworn, deadly, and dedicated enemies, they're just friends we haven't met yet. On the other hand, to hell with England.

    The dimwit is "repairing" relationships that can't ever be fixed, and destroying the ones that have stood us in good stead for a long, long time. Of course, unless you're a highly intelligent, sophisticated member of the RINO commentariat, there was never any reason to suspect he'd do anything else.

  5. apotheosis
    March 11th, 2009 at 22:26 | #5
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    These Taliban guys are going to be done in by their own lack of imagination. This was a golden opportunity.

    [phone rings]
    OMAR: "Hello? Yeah? President Obama, huh? Right. Moderate elements...I dunno, lemme see if they're in." [covers handset, whispers] Hassim! Wake up!

    [pause, throws hookah at HASSIM]

    HASSIM: owwwwww...dude...WHAT?

    OMAR: It's Obama, he wants to talk to our "moderate elements."

    HASSIM: ...what moderate elements?

    [OMAR: glares pointedly]

    HASSIM: ooohhhhh...riiight. [snickers, takes the phone from OMAR] In the name of the Prophet I greet you, o Infidel. What's up? [pause, nods] I see. I will consult with my bretheren, please hold. [covers handset, stifles giggle]

    OMAR: Well?

    HASSIM: he wants to know what we want.

    OMAR: Anything?

    HASSIM: [shrugs] I dunno, man.

    OMAR: ...well think of something!

    HASSIM: [pause, uncovers phone] Doritos. [pause, listens; OMAR stifles laughter] Do not lie! You infidel pigs have been greedily hoarding the all world's Dorito resources! If you send us the Doritos as an offering of goodwill we may convince our radical brothers to lay down their arms.

    OMAR: [whispers] hold out for Cool Ranch, I loved the Leno commercials.

    HASSIM: Very well, we shall see. Inshallah. [hangs up]

    OMAR: Well?

    HASSIM: dude, he totally bought it.

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