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Socialist defends himself against accurate observations that he’s a socialist

March 10th, 2009

By uh, saying that uhh, umm, uhh, George, uhh, Bush was, umm, uh, one too.

Well, I’m convinced. I mean, how can one possibly refute as clear, articulate, and fact-based a statement as the one Stammerin’ Barry, Boy Genius, just made?

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  1. VLWH Paul
    March 10th, 2009 at 13:54 | #1
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    Boy genius? Boy?

    You racist.

  2. Mike
    March 10th, 2009 at 13:57 | #2
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    Dammit, Paul, of course you're right. I hereby denounce myself.
  3. William Quick
    March 10th, 2009 at 17:13 | #3
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    But you can't. You have to make a circle of yourself, then sit yourself down in the center of it, and let the circle denounce you.

    I mean, there's a protocol for these things, you know.

  4. Mike
    March 10th, 2009 at 17:20 | #4
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    I will refrain from making the obvious circle-jerk joke, Bill.

    Oops.

    Dammit. I DENOUNCE MYSELF AGAIN!

  5. SteveF
    March 10th, 2009 at 20:40 | #5
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    Now, Mike, you're not supposed to call yourself a jerk. Leave that to English Lit professors, who have a mastery of the nuances of the English language that you and I cannot hope to match. As for denunciations, leave that to unionized civil service employees. Traditional denunciations come from the government, after all, and it's so much better to have them be civil.

    Not that I have much room to talk. I self-identify as an asshole, and "circular asshole" and "asshole circle" jokes are pretty yuck. Better turn myself in to the re-education camp.

  6. Flu-Bird
    March 10th, 2009 at 21:10 | #6
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    Socaialists always dont want the truth to be known ever
  7. Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET
    March 11th, 2009 at 10:28 | #7
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    Walks like a duck. Quacks like a duck. Must be a duck.
    Even the hildabeast and the silky pony knew what the obamabozo really was.
  8. UnfrozenCavegirlBlogger
    March 11th, 2009 at 11:06 | #8
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    Two wrongs don't make a right!
  9. Kim du Toit
    March 12th, 2009 at 11:31 | #9
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    To be serious for a moment: if Superstar One is claiming that "Bush did it first", and that He (The One) is just continuing the policy... I'm getting cognitive dissonance here.

    I thought Obama Christ Superstar was campaigning against the "failed policies of the Bush administration".

    I guess the codicil is "..."unless they're policies that I agree with."

  10. Noel
    March 12th, 2009 at 18:40 | #10
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    Bush: “I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.”

    Barky: "I've uh, abandoned...oh, wait--I never had them. But Socialism must be saved!"

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