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February 24th, 2009

Others have posted on the NYU occupation.  Is Utter Fail greater than epic fail?  See Hot Air for the vid.  It is good.  So good that I will leave one comment:

The security guards and police had so little respect for you little protest twerps that they didn’t bring weapons; because they didn’t want you to start crying.  Christ, I had worse fights in junior high.

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  1. Noel
    February 24th, 2009 at 19:29 | #1
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    There's the Supreme Court...and then there's Food Court Court.
  2. MikeyNTH
    February 24th, 2009 at 20:13 | #2
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    You've got it Noel - they took over the most important place in their lives - the mall's food court.

    John Brown - Federal Arsenal.
    Columbia Students - College Administration Building.
    NYU Douchebags - College Food Court.

    As a white bread suburban middleclass WASP kid I am tougher in my middleaged lawyer life then these kids can dream.

  3. Meiji_man
    February 25th, 2009 at 01:02 | #3
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    This Kid has a future at the U.N.
    or maybe Clinton's State department
  4. Idler
    February 25th, 2009 at 09:19 | #4
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    I think it was Victor Davis Hanson who said that these days white college boys have a pussified way of speaking, as if they are demonstrating how sensitive and thoughtful they are with every syllable. The guy behind the camera perfectly exemplified this. I recently worked with a young editor who spoke almost exactly the same way, and I have heard others.

    Anyway, the video was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Loved the bored manner of the cops and the way they talked to the filmer and his mates as if they were retarded children or psychiatric patients, which I suppose is not far off the mark.

  5. Flu-Bird
    February 25th, 2009 at 10:38 | #5
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    Pathetic sniveling liberals so darn sissified their so whinnie and pussiefied they would make PEE WEE HERMIN look like HE-MAN
  6. Three Legged Bunny
    February 25th, 2009 at 17:22 | #6
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    Now I want to enslave all those twirps. Choke them with their own Palestinian scarves, which I'm sure are plentiful in the souks of the West Village. I'm an NYU alum. I'll have to check the alumni site and see if I can contribute toward getting the security cops bigger batons, or more mace, or steel toed jackboots. Any kind of thuggish Dweeb-B-Gone equipment. We had bigger disruptions when John Waters spoke on campus. Our huzzahs and hoorays were bloodier than this poof-o-rama. Haw, poof-o-rama.
  7. Mikey NTH
    February 25th, 2009 at 17:39 | #7
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    Idler:

    That is it. Brutality? You weenies aren't worth a beatdown (much as you deserve it).

    3 Legged Bunny:

    Try soap in a fire-extinguisher. Especially on white-boy-with-dreadlocks-and-skateboard. That would probably scar him for life.

    Skaterboy: "Are you going to hit me with nightsticks?"
    Cops: "No. We're going to scrub you within an inch of your life and give you a haircut."
    Skaterboy: "You brutes! You brutes! You vicious brutes!" (starts weeping)
    Cops: "Break out the Lava Soap."
    Skaterboy: (wets himself) "NOOOOOOO!"

  8. 300 LBS PARAKEET
    February 25th, 2009 at 23:17 | #8
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    Their getting so darn pathetic they need someone to take them to the pee pee room
  9. Idler
    February 26th, 2009 at 07:46 | #9
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    Skaterboy: "Are you going to hit me with nightsticks?"
    Cops: "No. We're going to scrub you within an inch of your life and give you a haircut."
    Skaterboy: "You brutes! You brutes! You vicious brutes!" (starts weeping)
    Cops: "Break out the Lava Soap."
    Skaterboy: (wets himself) "NOOOOOOO!"

    LOL! I'm dying here.

    I think there should be a special boot camp just for skate punks with dreadlocks. Clearly some kind of intervention is needed.

  10. Stephen R
    February 27th, 2009 at 17:20 | #10
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    Mikey NTH: I always love a good Mel Brooks reference. ;)
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