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I Believe! I Believe! Praise Obama!

February 19th, 2009

Barack saved my job!!!

The very fact that I am still working means the stimulus plan worked! Barack Obama is Da Man! He said he was going to create or save all these jobs and…He. Saved. My. Job. Take that all you non-believers!

An actual answer to the question “What metric?” could have taken the form: “If the unemployment rate on [insert date] is below [insert threshold], I will judge the plan to be a success.” Given the uncertainties inherent in the economy, however, no sensible politician would hold himself to such a measurable standard. But the President also wanted to avoid sounding like he was avoiding accountability. So he gave us a non-measurable metric. A clear and specific benchmark, without any way of ever knowing whether it has been reached.

Oh, that’s very different. Never mind.

Greg Mankiw, you’re such a buzz kill. Really.

I’ve spent so much time since January 20th rolling my eyes that I now feel like a slot machine.

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  1. Old Retired Petty Officer
    February 19th, 2009 at 10:41 | #1
    On April 8, I will be laid off from my job at a corporate/general aviation company. It's one of those businesses that the one's trolls hate. And being Retired Navy, I will be out of luck with the stimypork..
  2. Flu-Bird
    February 20th, 2009 at 12:23 | #2
    ALL HAIL THE RATSTINKER OBAMASES THE SLIMESNAKE EEEEUUUWWW. PARDON ME WHILE FLU-BIRD RALPH UP ON THE CARPET KKAAHHAACCKK
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