This is downright insulting:

WASHINGTON (AP) – At least Route 31 is a road to somewhere.
President Barack Obama had it both ways Monday when he promoted his stimulus plan in Indiana. He bragged about getting Congress to produce a package with no pork, yet boasted it will do good things for a Hoosier highway and a downtown overpass, just the kind of local projects lawmakers lard into big spending bills.

Obama’s sales pitch on the enormous package he wants Congress to make law has sizzle as well as steak. He’s projecting job creation numbers that may be impossible to verify and glossing over some ethical problems that bedeviled his team.

Just great. So you rectal polyps are finally going to notice that our shiny new Komissar is a fraud and a liar(do note: even here, they can’t make themselves come right out and say it), eh? And I’m guessing you expect the knaves and dullards of Middle America to be grateful for this pallid attempt to wipe the spunk off your drooling lips and convince us all you’re not the cheap DNC whores you long ago proved yourselves to be.

Well, forgive me if my appreciation for your newfound “integrity” and “balance” is a bit…restrained. You in the trained-seal media honked, barked, and clapped every step of Obama’s crooked path to the now-tainted Presidency. You aided and abetted the biggest con job ever perpetrated on the somnambulant Sheeple by glossing over or just refusing to report on ACORN’s massive criminal conspiracy, and helped them steal the Presidency for a corrupt, lying socialist who is now busily dismantling the American system of government and replacing it with his own Marxist Lite brand of DC command and control.

And now you want to impress us with your dogged investigation of a jug-eared crook you assisted in usurping power, thereafter installing one of the most corrupt, incompetent, and ideologically-driven ruling juntas ever to pocket a bribe or wreck an economy — one whose every new proposal does mortal violence to the Constitutional principles this former republic was founded upon, and buggers with a railroad spike the ever-dwindling number of people forced at gunpoint to pay the bills for their folly? Now, when it’s too late to do anything about it?

You cocksuckers. You blighted, flea-bitten, maggot-infested, shitbrained cocksuckers.

I should say here that I don’t know a thing about the reporters who did the piece. For all I know, they may have had story after story along these lines spiked in the months leading up to the fraudulent election. If so, good on ‘em; they can ignore my remarks here, because in that case they’re not directed at them.

No, I’m farting in the general direction of the editors and execs at AP who saw to it that none of the truth about the Commander in Thief got out, back when it just maybe would’ve done some good. The people who obfuscated, lied, propagandized, and venerated a cheap Chicago goniff, and viciously attacked anyone who dared question His Holy Radiance.

You can take your new “integrity” and jam it up your fundament. Twist, squirm, and wriggle all you like, but you are way too late to the party — wake, more accurately — to ever again be anything but a part of the problem. A BIG one. No honest, informed American who prefers to consider himself a citizen rather than a subject — or acolyte — can ever possibly take you seriously again. And that is perfectly right, and fair. You earned it — on your scabby knees.

(Via Ace)