Talentless, unfunny moron dumps on dead soldiers
I never have liked this lame-ass sucker of cock and his sub-adolescent fart-joke “humor,” and I never will:
Pointless? Pretty much, but near the end of the show things turn tasteless as well. Ferrell/Bush asks the audience for a moment of silence to honor our troops who died in Iraq and Afghanistan. At the performance I saw, most of the audience members went silent but a few tittered nervously. Who can blame them? This is a comedy show. They were expecting a gag, and they soon got one.
After a few seconds of silence a phone on the stage rings, and everyone laughs. The relief is palpable. Hurrah! That thing about honoring our war dead? It really was just the setup to a joke!
Ferrell/Bush is startled by the noise too, because he’s already told us that the phone is just a prop that isn’t connected to anything. He picks up the phone, listens for a second and says, “I didn’t know ‘Annie Get Your Gun’ is playing! I love Tom Wopat too!” Then he tells the audience that he was afraid God was calling him on the phone. “Swear to God – I thought I was having a heart attack in my butt hole!”
The problem is, during what turned out to be merely a pause to set up the punchline, I actually was thinking about our war dead, and so were a lot of others. Left and right, we all believe, or supposedly do, in honoring the sacrifice of our servicemen and women.
Here, Hollywood is letting its mask slip.
Well, sure. It’s perfectly safe for them to, now that Americans have provided a resounding affirmation of their diseased mentality by voting in their favorite Savior and his commie chums. I know you’ve all most likely seen this by now, but I didn’t want to squander an opportunity to say it: FUCK Will Ferrell. In the heart, till he quacks like a duck.
“Having a heart attack in my butt hole.” Now THAT is some quality, sophistycated humor right there. Edgy, don’tchaknow. Sheesh. Even Adam Sandler does a better job. Hell, any six year old would.
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Mask? What mask? Hollywood has been portraying soldiers as either pathetic victims or psychopathic murderers for most of my life, and I'm not a particularly young man.
The notion that there is a "mask" to slip when it comes to Hollywood is the only funny thing about this whole situation.