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February 7th, 2009

There are always those who insist that Democrats aren’t really socialists, and that it’s unfair for us shrill partisans to hang that label on ‘em. Well, moderates and RINOs, can we call ‘em socialists now?

Congress will consider legislation to extend some of the curbs on executive pay that now apply only to those banks receiving federal assistance, House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank said.

“There’s deeply rooted anger on the part of the average American,” the Massachusetts Democrat said at a Washington news conference today.

He said the compensation restrictions would apply to all financial institutions and might be extended to include all U.S. companies.

Mr. Frank seems to be in synch with the Obama administration in his plans for executive compensation.

Mr. Geithner said he would consider “extending at least some of the TARP provisions and features of the $500,000 cap to U.S. companies generally.”

Emphasis mine. Socialism, in plain black and white, with absolutely no margin for error or obfuscation. And if you rubber-spined weak sisters out there still think it’s just too rude to acknowledge the simple truth about Democrats, well, would you mind telling me exactly what denialist term you’d prefer we use?

Once again: the “stimulus” ain’t about stimulating anything — except government power.

(Via AP)

Update! More on what’s really going on here:

Voters, then, have every reason to expect from Washington a stimulus bill that will help restore growth. But they aren’t getting one. The stimulus plan is flawed. It marries a few measures that count as stimulus with tons of spending on a domestic agenda that the Democrats have waited years to push through Congress. Why? Because Obama and the Democrats who run Congress are more interested in an idea than they are in economic recovery.

That idea has two components. One: The conservative era, with its more-free-than-not markets, is over.

Two: Now is the time to complete the American welfare state by (a) introducing universal health care and (b) fostering economic equality through higher taxes on income, capital, and estates and increased union membership.

The stimulus bill needs to be seen in this light. It is just the beginning. For Obama, the stimulus is a “down payment” on “investments” in health care, alternative energy, education, scientific and medical research, and infrastructure. When you buy a car, you don’t stop with the down payment. There are many, many more “payments” to come. How large will these payments be? How long will we be paying them?

Until the next American revolution, assuming there is one.

Updated update! Velociman, as per usual, is eloquently on point, and unafraid of the consequences of calling a spade a spade in Obamerika:

My unborn grandchildren will in all likelihood look back upon the passage of this so-called stimulus bill as the tipping point when capitalist America became the Plutocratic States of America. That sad moment when the mythological Shining City on a Hill became an economically spastic failed state, with the traditional lines separating bureaucrat from capitalist merged to become an unidentifiable mass of oligarchs.

There is no economic stimulation in this execrable plundering of the public weal. It is, actually, no more or less than what it appears to be: a gargantuan and shameless involuntary transfer of the private assets of John Q. Buttfucked to the sinister Machiavels who bestride the Rogue State, bit barely in its thrashing jaws. It is what the leftists have always dreamed of: the harmonic convergence of crisis, despair, and befuddlement that will allow the muscled arm of l’etat to exercise a great vast mugging of the American people. Control of both houses of Congress, a megalomaniacal president with delusions of grandeur, propped upon his throne like a bollixed Joseph II by a press simultaneously worshipful and perfidious. Abetted by a formerly loyal opposition brought low by their own avaricious weaknesses, and a cohort of instant gratification baby boomer financiers bereft of all decency, reason, and fiduciary constraint.

I’d say that about covers it all.

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  1. February 7th, 2009 at 11:48 | #1
    The irony, of course, is that at least one of his cabinet is a member of an international socialist organisation. They are also looking to socialist governments in Europe for inspiration.

    Its time the right stop being cowards and call em' what they are...socialists.

  2. Mikey NTH
    February 7th, 2009 at 13:25 | #2
    In Re: The Bailout and Strings Attached.

    If you take the King's shilling, you do the King's bidding.

    Beyond that - to the devil with you, Mr. Frank.

  3. Noel
    February 7th, 2009 at 16:06 | #3
    Will lobbyists like Tom Daschle be limited to 500k? Or Bill Clinton's donations? Or trial lawyers? Movie stars?

    CEOs haven't covered themselves in glory--but, then, neither have Communists like Frank.

  4. Three Legged Bunny
    February 7th, 2009 at 22:59 | #4
    If the place this cap on those salaries, aside from the no goddamn business they don't have doing it, the expensive brains of course will run like hell for new jobs wih the Germans, Dutch and the Japanese. Even though the Japs wll treat them like shaved apes, they'll pay better, which is all that counts.

    That will leave our financial institutions with people who graduated 345th in a class of 345--dweebs and inbred slugs with hyphenated names who can't understand what's in complicated documents. Or worse, at the mercy of lawyers who can. It's an instant way to shave the best and brightest right off the top and send them to countries where they're not quite so fuckin' stupid. Europeans are going to really love us when our banks are run by dumbshits who can be amused by jingling keys--like any grifter loves his mark.

    A nation of marks--that's a pretty good analysis of what we're gonna be. Blown up and buttfuckered by insane islamic pukes, and led into that fray by a pantywaist with a scented hankie up his sleeve, trimmed to poverty by international grifters because we chased the brains away in a flurry of orchestrated class envy, just how many ways can you spell fucked?

    I don't see the big picture and the distant horizons like Noel and Mike, I just get glimpses around the edge. And that's bad enough, Christ almighty.

  5. SDN
    February 8th, 2009 at 10:13 | #5
    Well guys, I think it's time to resurrect an old Cold Fury column from November 16, 2004, only now we get to ask these questions of ourselves:

    I mean, seriously; if you truly believe that all this is now in the process of happening right before your very eyes, doesn’t it become incumbent upon you, as the most basic imaginable of moral obligations, to do something to prevent it, or overturn it? I mean, obviously, you tried peaceful means of stopping us, but that didn’t work—because us right-wingnuts rigged the election and disenfranchised everybody. And you can’t go to the courts because they’re in the Bushitler’s pocket too, all the way up to the Supreme Court, which you’ve been saying for four years now illegally handed him the White House after the tainted 2000 “election.” So your last legal, nonviolent means of resistance has been taken away from you, and you can’t even count on the media to publicize the reality of what’s going on because of their right-wing slant, their fondness for the status quo, and of course the fact that they’re really nothing but money-grubbing corporations themselves whose only concern is the bottom line.

    So what’s left, Lefties? Where do you go from here? What are you gonna do about it?

    I’ll tell you what you’re going to do about it: you’re not going to do one damned thing but continue with your whining, that’s what, and it’s not because deep down you’re all cowards either. It’s because deep down, you know you’re full of shit. You don’t even believe half the stuff you’re currently crying about yourselves.

    Because if you did, you wouldn’t be talking about it. You wouldn’t be writing whiny letters to the editor; you wouldn’t be fearfully mincing down to the Canadian Consulate to half-seriously inquire about moving; you wouldn’t be sitting in coffee houses denouncing the moronic inhabitants of Jesusland with your fellow smug, self-satisfied pseudo-hip doofuses. You’d be gearing up and arming yourselves for the fight of your lives. And much to your surprise, you’d have a lot of us over here on the right offering to help load mags.

    Do we believe what we say we do? And we have a hell of a lot more justification for believing the last election was stolen (ACORN, deliberate facilitation of donation fraud, etc.) than the Left ever did. What now?

  6. February 8th, 2009 at 10:31 | #6
    We watch carefully, we get the word out about what's being done to our country to every set of ears we can, and we begin to organize. Vewwy, vewwy quietly. We hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.

    And, to quote one of our new overlords, we gird our loins.

  7. Flu-Bird
    February 9th, 2009 at 01:12 | #7
    Looks like a invasion of HEFFELUMPS and WOOZLES oh dear and they STEAL HONEY or in this case MONEY
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