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“Gravitassitudes”

December 17th, 2008

Velociman looks at Caroline Kennedy’s experience and qualifications vis a vis the monster Palin’s, and comes up with….well, this:

Kennedy
Education:
Brearley School: tony finishing school
Convent of the Sacred Heart: Papist indoctrination camp
Concord Academy: Elitism Training Levels III and IV
Harvard College: legacy, had to take her
Columbia School of Law: here’s an idea: let’s put a fucking lawyer in the Senate! Nobody’s ever had that brainstorm before

Work experience:
9 month art course, Sotheby’s of London (nonremunerative)
President of the Kennedy Library Foundation (needed a Kennedy)
Director of the Commission on Presidential Debates (wanted a Kennedy)
Director of the NAACP Legal Defense and Education Fund (wanted a Kennedy)
Honorary Chairman of the American Ballet Theatre (needed a beard)
Adviser to the Harvard Institute of Politics (needed a Kennedy)

Political Experience:
NONE

Palin
Head of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, Wasilla High: perfect cover to get high. See, viz. Young Life
Hawaii Pacific College (first semester dropout; see, viz. Young Life)
North Idaho Community College (major – deer processing)
University of Idaho (Nickname: Firebox, winner, Doc’s Bar Drink ‘N’ Drown Wet-T contest)
Miss Wasilla 1983 (pix property of the Secret Service)
Miss Alaska 1984 (2nd runner-up & Miss Conjugal Visit)

Work Experience:
Sports reporter, KTUU-TV, KTVA-TV, Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman (measured Magic’s Johnson)

Political Experience:
Wasilla City Council (2 terms, punched head librarian in the cunt)
Mayor of Wasilla (3 terms, flayed the pelt off previous mayor with a Cold Steel Boar Hunter)
Commissioner, Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission (had fellow commissioner and head of the state Republican party resign for malfeasance, then drink his own urine)
Governor, the State of Alaska (the youngest governor and the first female governor, first governor of any state to pose in Hustler as the Terminator Next Door)

Don’t miss V-man’s definitive proof that Palin is unqualified for higher office, and Caro is. Gravitass, indeed.

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  1. Stymphalian Bird
    December 17th, 2008 at 17:20 | #1
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    SARA PALINS GUN HAS KILLED NO ONE CANT SAY THE SAME FOR TED KENNEDYS CAR
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