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November 10th, 2008

They can’t seem to help themselves: the corrupt fraud hasn’t even been sworn in yet, and already he’s the equal of Washington and Lincoln, and worthy of his own national holiday.

Yeah, that’s perfectly sane, reasonable, and logical. Not even a whiff of cultish delirium to it, nosireebob.

Man, you world-weary, cynical liberals just slay me. One ego-addled socialist hack claws his way up from the malodorous depths of the Chicago political sewer, makes a few vapid and meaningless speeches, steals his very first national election — and suddenly all your jaded hipster irony washes away like yesterday’s patchouli-and-BO funk in the shower, and you’re all back to being squealing, swooning teenage girls again.

Captain Ed says this, of the fatuous notion of National Praise Him With Great Praise Day:

First, we have a national holiday to honor our presidents. It’s called — President’s Day.

Well, yeah, but Obama’s many startling and inspiring achievements simply demand that he not be lumped in with racist patrician miscreants like, oh, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and the rest of those slave-owning reprobates. Plus, no mere President of the US, our Lord Obama. He’s President of the WORLD. And He holds us, and our salvation, in the palm of His mighty hand.

Okay, I’m just completely creeped out now. Amazing how very unsettling a flock of bleating, enraptured sheep can be.

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  1. Kirk
    November 10th, 2008 at 19:40 | #1
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    Sure, this is moderately creepy, but I will only be officially creeped out when I start seeing his huge benevolent likeness plastered all over the sides of buildings like that prick Lenin. I think a two year long campaign allowed me to build up some resistance.
  2. A. Madd Mann
    November 10th, 2008 at 20:17 | #2
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    If the Obamatards have to have a special holiday for the Obamasiah, then let's make it ..... April 15! That way, it won't screw up an ordinarily good day.
  3. Jethro Bodine
    November 11th, 2008 at 07:09 | #3
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    Hey, he's not even president yet. Shall we just see what he does when he is? The middle classes will pay less tax, the rich more. Hard to see the world ending with that, whether u agree or not. You think the working poor should pay for most of the infrastructure required by a civilized modern country? Bush has already gone multilateral, once he realized that even the US can't boss the entire globe militarily. With Obama, the US will still use it's enormous military and worldwide bases to make sure it gets lots of oil at a reasonable price. Is the sky really falling in....? Christ-on-a-bike, get a sense of perspective folks....
  4. apotheosis
    November 11th, 2008 at 10:46 | #4
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    suddenly all your jaded hipster irony washes away like yesterday’s patchouli-and-BO funk in the shower

    c'mon, Mike. If you confuse 'em that early, they won't even bother reading the rest.

  5. mostly cajun
    November 11th, 2008 at 11:20 | #5
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    I remember when we had a couple of separate days to honor specific presidents, you know, like, Washington and Lincoln? But we had to mash 'em all together into "Presidents Day" to make room for Martin Luther King Day on the Federal Holiday calendar.

    MC

  6. Stymphalian Bird
    November 12th, 2008 at 00:23 | #6
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    Why should we celebrat another nations holiday like CINO DEMAYO? and there is no such a celebration as KWANZA and HAPPY THANKSGIVING from STYMPHALIAN BIRD I,LL EATS TURKEY
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