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If you can’t have good friends…

October 30th, 2008

Pray for great enemies.

Not that the mighty Velocid00d every lacks for friends, understand.  But being a hellbilly Right Wing Deathe Beaste gun clinging patriarchial rapist redneck…sorry, I quite got carried away there for a moment, where was I?  Oh yes.  Being the very embodiement of every lite beer pisspot cliche ever spouted by the Left, I was quite unable to come up with anything original to lead off with, so I stole someone else’s cliche and attempted to make it my own.

Hope you liked it.

And of course the old man has his revenge, as old men often do.

Gads.  That I should write so well!

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  1. apotheosis
    October 31st, 2008 at 09:32 | #1
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    Sweet Jesus, that was cathartic.
  2. Sithmonkey
    October 31st, 2008 at 09:46 | #2
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    You've licked the windows of the special needs bus so much it has glazed your perception of reality

    Damn...That's the best fucking put down ever...EVER!

  3. keeskennis
    November 1st, 2008 at 14:40 | #3
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    Vman is allways good
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