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Dog bites man!

October 30th, 2008

Celebrity dunce opens mouth, removes all doubt:

Basically, (pinhead “writer” Erica — M) Jong says her fear that Obama might lose the election has developed into an “obsession. A paralyzing terror. An anxious fever that keeps you awake at night.”

How very sane, reasonable, and just doggone all-round intelligent of you. Fanatical cultists worshipping a megalomaniacal Messianic figure instead of rationally endorsing a candidate for President? Why, perish the thought!

And they call us “wingnuts.”

“My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.”

“If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.”

Oh, bring it already, bitches. You mewling Milquetoasts ought to remember who it is owns all the guns when you’re threatening all this bloody havoc you’re supposedly going to wreak.

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  1. October 30th, 2008 at 18:11 | #1
    I have no idea what it must be like to live in a world where everything is so dramatic and earth-shattering. Oh, wait. I do. When I was in junior high...

    Morons like this have been praying for rivers of blood in America for decades now. Must be horribly disappointing when it never materializes. After all, they are our betterers, right? Shouldn't we be doing what they say? Riot and loot, you lazy bastards. Don't pay any attention to those folks with guns. They won't really shoot you. That would be downright uncivilized.

    Pft. Just once it would be nice to see these dire predictions come true so they can get the ass thrashing they so richly deserve.

  2. emdfl
    October 30th, 2008 at 20:59 | #2
    Limbaugh mentioned this today and suggested that miss fonda shold get off her back...
  3. rick
    October 30th, 2008 at 21:21 | #3
    General Cheney, I'm standin' by fer orders. SUH!

    Geez, if only HALF the looney shit these looney loons think is real was real. We'd own the frickin' world, and they wouldn't be allowed to exercise their right to flap their filthy daggummed gums.

    JERKOFFS.

  4. Three Legged Bunny
    October 30th, 2008 at 23:25 | #4
    Erica Jong deserves a cap in the hinder parts just for fouling the air in numerous female heads with her asinine zipless fuck from that worthless book way back then. And then all of us sane folks had to hear that drivel secondhand. Guess what, hon--that's what Obama's gonna get on the 4th. No clothing fasteners, no fricton. Just watch that veiny American root appear as if by magic, so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and go to work. The polls are lying, Erica. And you know it.

    But dig, maybe Hanoi Jane should call McCain and complain about her sore back ...

    Those other two human pantyshields, I don't even know who they are. Names on some lefty B-list for nebulous accomplishments, I guess.

  5. Stymphalian Bird
    October 31st, 2008 at 01:48 | #5
    Is hanoi jane suffering for her acts of treason or just running around too much?
  6. working_man
    October 31st, 2008 at 11:28 | #6
    Someone tell Erica that 1976 called and wants its hairstyle back.
  7. Rj
    November 1st, 2008 at 00:27 | #7
    Ohh please! Let us all rally together and pray for the election of the great Messiah! If he fails to become elected, there is no hope for humanity and we might as well abandon hope.

    Ugh, these illuminati cultists, are going to drive this nation into a war of desperation and insanity.

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