Citizen journalist at work
We all know by now that Obama’s corrupt campaign amounts to little more than a criminal conspiracy, out to seize power by any means they deem they can get away with under the cover provided them by Old Media’s refusal to report on their fraudulent (if not blatantly illegal) attempt to steal the coming election. But Jim Treacher continues to do the work liberal “journalists” just won’t do: interviewing perfectly legit Obama donors (well, as legit as Obama donors get, anyway); providing some useful perspective; and spanking Kirsten Powers for her lame attempt to redefine socialism in a way that proves Obama isn’t precisely…what he is.
Update! Another SCANDAL involving the monster Palin UNMASKED.
Updated update! Okay, I just gotta excerpt this, from the monster Palin exposé:
During an appearance in Indianapolis today, President Obama — delivering his speech in front of his usual backdrop, an enormous solid-gold statue of himself — scoffed at the greasy slob’s miserable excuse for her career-ending irresponsibility.
“Sarah Palin says she’s just an ordinary working-class American. [laughter] Now it turns out she eats strips of potato that have been fried and salted. And if somebody offers her more of them for a slightly higher price…that’s just fine with her. [boos] Go along, get along, eh, Governor? Are you going to throw away the American people’s money too? We cannot afford to have this woman in the White House. Er, I mean a cancer-ravaged heartbeat away from the White House.”
Pres. Obama then emitted a discreet puff of arugula-scented flatulence, curing a nearby blind child.
God, you can just hear the officious commie jackass droning it, in that irritating, smarmy tone of his, almost as if he was in the room. Which, actually, he isn’t. Because it isn’t glowing with His heavenly radiance. Or, y’know, the statue’s.
Update to the updated update! Yes, I said “spanking Kirsten Powers” above. Stop drooling already. God, you guys can be so immature sometimes.
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Has it seriously come to this. I laughed a little when the illuminati MSM reported on her clothes shopping, but now they're dissecting drive through footage and using lip readers to guess what shes saying while buying LUNCH?! Really now, if how you order at a McDonald's is a direct reflection of your political policies, well we're all in for a hellish few years.