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September 24th, 2008

Oh, I do so hope I get one of these puppy-trainers in the mail myself:

I have received several reports that MichelleMalkin.com readers or their family members have received free, unsolicited copies of the latest Oct. 2 Rolling Stone issue in their mailboxes. The latest issue just happens to have the headline “The Lies of Sarah Palin” splashed all over it…

Obama cultist Jann Wenner is desperately clogging mailboxes, giving this crap away. And it seems they are targeting young people.

And why do I hope I get one? So I can assist in putting the Leftards at Rolling Stone on the bread line where they belong:

Advise your readers to mark in big, block letters (use a black Sharpie pen if you have one), across the front of the unsolicited Rolling Stone magazines received: REFUSED. Place the marked item back into the U.S. Mails, at any mailbox including your own, and the USPS will return the magazine to the publisher, at the publisher’s cost in postage.

You’re allowed to do this with any item received that you did not order, request or solicit, with the postage “reversed” to the sender, whether it says “return postage guaranteed,” or not. As Mr. Wenner, a jerk of the highest order, is wont to send things to people unsolicited, he should be inundated with returned issues of his rag all with “Refused” slashed across their covers — just desserts, indeed! [This from a Rolling Stone reader and subscriber back in the early '70's, but not since!].

Sweet. it may not be enough to bankrupt the bastards, but it sure as hell can’t do ‘em any good.

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  1. SpudIslander
    September 24th, 2008 at 15:58 | #1
    Mike, I had a buddy that did something similar, but went one notch higher. After numerous attempts to have unsolicited mailings from one particularly obnoxious direct marketer stopped, he wrapped the offending literature in a cinder block, taped it up, and shipped it from Winnipeg Manitoba to Montreal. He got a call from the company telling him that he couldn't do that. He replied that he was next door to a construction site, and everything they sent him henceforth was coming back with something attached. I think he told me postage was something like $55 or $60. The mailings stopped RIGHT NOW!
    Maybe Rolling Stone needs some bricks.........
  2. September 24th, 2008 at 16:02 | #2
    Oh, they definitely do. Preferably upside their melon heads.
  3. ak
    September 24th, 2008 at 18:12 | #3
    I, too, was so hoping I'd get a free copy so I could mark it "refused." But someone said that refused third-class mail just gets dumped. It doesn't go all the way back. I would probably still be willing to spend my own money, though, to stick it in an envelope with a curt two-word reply and mail it back.
  4. September 24th, 2008 at 19:44 | #4
    I find it amusing, when receiving junk mail credit card applications, to wait until I have two, then send each company the other's applications.
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