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Apocalypse NOW

September 22nd, 2008

Vapid, tedious Hollywood numbskull says:

This is simply the worst ticket in modern times. And the victory for this country begins with a unified refusal to accept, not only the McCain/Palin ticket, but also the static and shallow conscience of the Republican base. If we are to support hope, in a cycle of history that may be its last, then a vote for McCain/Palin is a vote for cowardice.

Wow. He’s taken this Messiah crap to a whole new level: vote Obama or HISTORY WILL END. Nah, you Obamabots aren’t hysterical or anything, you analytical, reasonable, sophisticated super-geniuses, you. Hey, how’s about this for a slogan for ya: VOTE OBAMA OR I’LL START WETTING THE BED AGAIN! Or: VOTE OBAMA OR I’LL HOLD MY BREATH TILL I TURN BLUE! Or: A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS A VOTE TO TAKE AWAY MY BLANKIE! Hey, it’s one hell of a lot closer to reality than your fragile, fevered psyches will ever produce. And how come you ain’t in Galveston with a leaky skiff and a Dixie cup right now, anyway?

Rachel says it’s change she can believe in, and as usual I’m with her on that.

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  1. Buffoon
    September 23rd, 2008 at 14:47 | #1
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    Your article is insulting and humiliating to liberals and you should be given a medal!
    You have made a rookie assumption about liberals though... they never stopped wetting the bed...
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