SCANDAL!!!
The monster Palin is truly and without a doubt the most corrupt, insensitive, uncaring, inhuman, hateful, incompetent, profane, repellent, unethical, and all-around MONSTROUS fiend in human shape ever to have stalked across the face of Godbama’s green Gaia. Lurid, spluttering OUTRAGE! from Sullivan and other slack-jawed lunatics in 5…4…3…2…
This sadistic, incomprehensible ogre must not only be stopped — she must be put on trial for her crimes against humanity and hanged IMMEDIATELY. And if you don’t agree with me — to swipe a line from Gutfeld — you, sir, are worse than Hitler. Just like Palin.
Thank Godbama these nitwits are only interested in discussing, like, the vital, crucial issues ‘n’ stuff.





But I can't really hold that against her.
These people have me perplexed. I understand that they're in the tank for Obama. Deeply, thoroughly in the tank. But this complete disconnect from reality is starting to bother me. Even my liberal friends aren't this batshit insane.
Mag wheels, the turbo, heated seats, headlight wipers, real corinthian leather.
And the gun rack.