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September 9th, 2008

Didn’t like our preposterously transparent hit job on Palin after we gunflected at the feet of the Lord? Hey, how about we give you some more of it — free?

From: US Weekly USWcustserv@cdsfulfillment.com
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2008 11:17:57 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: Re: cancel subscription (KMM23347217I103L0KM)
To: xxx
Thank you for contacting US Weekly.
We are sorry you are upset over the Governor Palin cover. We do not want to lose you as a subscriber over one article in one issue. In an effort to keep you as a subscriber, we will add five FREE issues to your subscription. Please let us know if you would like us to extend your current subscription rather than canceling our publication.

But…but…but I thought you guys said the news of mass sub cancellations was all a dirty lie?

Again: Just desserts, baby. Taste them.

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  1. Nortius Maximus
    September 9th, 2008 at 18:32 | #1
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    And the Great Satan's tanks are nowhere NEAR Baghdad! We have driven them into the Euphrates!
  2. Trish
    September 9th, 2008 at 22:33 | #2
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    You really hit it on the head--"You hate what we did, so let us give you more of it!"
  3. ShyAsrai
    September 10th, 2008 at 02:15 | #3
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    i'm never going to flip through that rag at the checkout counter again!
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