Shocker: PALIN CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE, DISMISSAL FROM TICKET IMMINENT!
It really is almost impossible to parody the rabid blockheads at this point, but if anybody can manage it, well, you’d figure it’d have to be Treacher. And you’d be right.
By Howard Kurtz
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, September 3, 2008; A1Media Bubble, Sept. 2 — Embattled former beauty queen Sarah Palin* continued to wilt yesterday under the pressure of numerous fair, evenhanded media questions regarding the alleged state of “Alaska.” Palin has claimed to be “governor” of the legendary northern land mass, which, while heretofore undiscovered by explorers, was once rumored to contain vast expanses rich with oil, gold, and “eski-mos.”
Palin first made the “Alaska” claim during an Aug. 29 public appearance alongside elderly, mean-looking cancer victim John McCain. McCain, a white man with whiter hair, has long publicly blocked efforts by Barack Obama, a youthful black man with a certain indefinable aura about him, to move into Obama’s new house. Palin, also white-skinned, has been linked to the McCain offensive.
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