Now where DID I put the world’s smallest violin, anyway?

My heart, it bleeds.

Waukesha parade suspect Darrell Brooks says he feels ‘dehumanized,’ ‘demonized’ in first jailhouse interview

Frankly, I should certainly think he would at that, and rightly so. He ain’t human, and his actions were nothing short of demonic.

“I just feel like I’m being monster – demonized,” Brooks, 39, said during a brief video visit in Waukesha County Jail – a stone’s throw from where tragedy struck over a week earlier.

What, you ain’t been put down yet, you filthy fucking baboon?

Not even his mother has dropped by, he said. Earlier in the day, she released a statement on behalf of the family decrying Wisconsin’s criminal justice system for failing her son, a longtime felon with a 50-page rap sheet detailing domestic violence, firearms, drugs and other convictions in Wisconsin, according to documents obtained by Fox News Digital.

Well, D’shalon’q’uish’itaa ain’t entirely wrong about that either, although she has things a bit back-asswards, which can’t come as any surprise to anyone with an IQ even a handful of points higher than hers and baby Dindu’s. The Wisconsin “justice” system failed alright—but not these two drains on society, nor any of the other shiftless dregs in dey ‘hoooit. No, D’shalon’q’uish’itaa, the system failed decent, law-abiding, utterly blameless Cheesehead Whypeepuhz, by not locking both you and yo’ Beeeoiiiyeeee* up and throwing away the fucking key after the third (3rd) strike on his rap sheet had been duly logged. Too bad a bunch of people whose only crime was to assume themselves more or less safe from marauding ape-men at a town Christmas parade had to pay the ultimate price for their error.

Still, Brooks said he was “very” close with his mother. He hasn’t spoken to any family since the parade attack but they talked earlier that day, he said. He said he was no longer staying at the address listed in city records as being his residence.

Just over one mile from the jail, Brooks allegedly plowed his red Ford SUV through a throng of paradegoers out taking part an annual holiday celebration that had been canceled last year due to the coronavirus pandemic.

“Allegedly.”

After a few minutes of conversation, shortly after he learned his mother had released a statement on his mental health, Brooks put down the phone and rose from his chair. Two flanking corrections officers shielded him from view, but the sound of what may have been sobbing rattled the receiver.

Good. May this worthless oxygen thief suffer all the tortures of the damned until the frabjous day he is reunited with his Father Below, where the Oweeoweeeoweeeee knob gets cranked up to “eleven” for a thousand years.

* No kidding, now, seriously: I actually made a delivery to a guy earlier tonight whose listed name in the app was exactly, precisely that—only the “B” was not capitalized. The shack, the yard, the whole neighborhood looked exactly as you’d expect it to. Looking back on it now, I’m probably lucky I didn’t get run over or something.

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MarkMatis

The real shame is that he is still ALIVE!!! As are those who freed him to commit those murders.

Barry

those who freed him

The real villains.

HazHap

a stone’s throw from where tragedy struck over a week earlier

And there’s that weasel wording the media loves so much when horrific crimes like this are committed by the DIE-versity pets they love so much. The only “tragedy” here is that this PoS wasn’t dealt with permanently long ago.

Forget three strikes, this waste of oxygen has dozens of strikes on his record…that we know of. Most likely there are dozens more for which he was never caught and convicted. The swift, early elimination of a few tens of thousands of criminals like him would reduce the total crime rate of our entire society by a large fraction, both by preventing a lifetime of criminal acts and by deterrance. Despite all the blather from the usual suspects about how “complicated” the problem of crime is, solving about 85% of the problem would be simplicity itself…if our society was not rotten to the core.

John Wilder

Huh, I heard from reliable news sources that “an SUV” made a turn into the parade . . . no mention at all of a driver.

Barry

SUV’s are evil 🙂
I own three.

HazHap

Just like how the left views guns. Those darn inanimate objects, killing people left and right.

MarkMatis

Unless, of course, those guns are wielded by the Only Ones and used against Evil Whitey!!!

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