Califascist gov soon to become a Good Commie?

Aww, what a shame.

This weekend, I received information from a source with knowledge of California Governor Gavin Newsom’s health condition. He reportedly developed symptoms of Bell’s Palsy immediately after getting injected with the Moderna Covid-19 booster shot and has had trouble speaking coherently. We have sought another source to corroborate before reporting but were unable to get that confirmation until two more reports surfaced today.

The first source is inexplicably “down” as of the writing of this article. Children’s Health Defense, which has been a reliable source for Covid-related news, started experiencing problems with their website shortly after publishing the article below. The other source is Steve Kirsch’s Substack, also published below, which may be receiving his information from the same source that reached out to me as the information is quite similar.

Meanwhile, the Governor’s staff is playing it all close to the vest, claiming that he has “family obligations” that apparently popped up immediately after his injection on October 27. Within two days, he canceled his trip to COP26. As an extremely vocal climate change activist, one would think rubbing elbows with other activists worldwide would make it a “must go” for him regardless of the “family obligations.”

Whether it’s Bell’s Palsy or something else, it seems to be tied to the booster shot. All of his plans changed immediately after getting injected and he hasn’t been seen in public ever since. Both his wife and his staff are screaming about conspiracy theories and acting like it’s perfectly natural for a narcissist like Newsom to be out of the public eye for two weeks.

Suffer, bitch. Incapacitated for life, totally crippled, or stone dead—whatevs, it’s all good with me. Each and every time the Clot Shot takes down another Clot Shot pimp makes the world a better place, far as I’m concerned. Couldn’t happen to a nicer asshole.

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ArthurSido

The media covering up the disappearance of the governor of California is pretty impressive.

Barry

Ain’t it though.

Barry

I’m trying to decide what I wish for the most: lifelong suffering and incapacitation, or slow death. We should have a poll…

boron

both

kennycan

Well, it could be a slow death in a short life…

Barry

I think we have a winner.

Grumpy Oldman

As the saying goes “the only GOOD communist is a DEAD communist.”

Hopefully, the switch-hitting Governor’s aunt, the aptly named “Wicked Witch of the West,” follows suit.

That would be a win-win for Mexifornia and America but, unfortunately, the Lieutenant Governor, Eleni Kounalakis, ain’t much better.

bbrown28us

Better dead than red!

bbrown28us

I’m surprised he didn’t get the saline injection all the rest of the commie politicians got 🤔

Grumpy Oldman

No Barry, if Nancy Pelosi’s nephew lives, it will be at taxpayer expense and for a very long time. How about “Hairdo” just die in the most horrific and agonizing way possible?

He’s inflicted so much damage, pain and suffering to Mexifornians that he needs to know what it’s like.

Hopefully, it will be “good riddance” soon but, I fear, that with his attendance at J. Paul Getty’s nieces wedding, it won’t be soon enough.

HazHap

In non-Covid times, someone like Newsome vanishing for a couple weeks would probably have gotten some cosmetic surgery done and needed time for the bruising/swelling to fade. But the timing with the booster shot is rather suspicious, isn’t it?

Barry

Especially for a camera hog…

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