Bye, bye, burger

The drive to deny Real Americans a say in what they will and will not eat is no new thing, and nobody should be the least bit surprised at it. As with so much else, it’s but one aspect of a multifarious campaign that is alarmingly near to its successful conclusion.

As the Fauci emails prove, the only difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth is 12-24 months. As we’ve told people for almost three decades, Agenda21 is not some crazy conspiracy theory, it’s an actual United Nations strategic plan by globalists to “transform” (where have we heard THAT term before?) our planet under the rubric of “sustainability.”

Oklahoma cattle rancher Andrea Hutchison has been warning people that the globalists have infiltrated the cattle and beef industries (along with every other food creation and processing industry) and are slowly strangling them with burdensome over-regulation that only serves one purpose: to put cattle ranchers out of business.

NGOs like the World Wildlife Fund not only have seats at the table where industry decisions are discussed, they are driving the agenda. Small, independent meatpackers have been driven out of business and corporate consolidations have left our entire supply of beef in the hands of four transnational conglomerates. Competitive markets have been reduced down to one and that remaining market has been grossly distorted by government involvement.

If this all sounds dire, it is. And both Republicans and Democrats are to blame. We expect Democrats to be anti-American, but it’s inexcusable for Republicans to claim to be representing We the People while at the same time working against our interests. Go to Oklahoma Independent Stockgrowers Association and R-CALF USA to learn more about pending legislation and to sign petitions to preserve and protect our beef.

I repeat: from my cold, dead hands, motherfuckers. I’m with my old friend Jim:



I’m pretty sure that at least some of that footage came from the pure-genius Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr TV ads from a few years back. Such as:



My mouth is watering alright, but strangely enough I ain’t hungry.

The truly wonderful thing about those so-called “Slutburger” ads, apart from the toothsome, near-nekkid babes therein, is how eye-poppingly apoplectic the FemiNazis waxed over the “shameless exploitation” of those poor, put-upon über-hotties. Admittedly, though, it wasn’t just the shitlibs who were provoked into nearly busting a ventricle over the racy ads. But whatever, I like ’em. I like the burgers, too.

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John Wilder

It certainly does look like they’re trying to capture every dollar possible, just like they did with chickens and pigs. I’m hoping ranchers are a tougher sell, but if the average margin for a rancher is only $50 per head, ouch.

Ironbear

Gee, I was just telling Barry earlier that I fixed a vegetarian dinner for the household – T-bone steaks, baked potatoes, and biscuits & red eye gravy.

Made from real vegetarian, non of that fake vegetarian crap. Cows don’t eat anything but vegetables.

Unless you’re one of the babes from the Slutburger ads, keep your grubby hands off of my meat.

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Barry

Unless you’re one of the babes from the Slutburger ads, keep your grubby hands off of my meat.

I was having a difficult time seeing the food in those adds.

Ironbear

There was food in those ads? (o0)

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Ironbear

Soul food! Food for a man’s soul.

kennycan

They’re never going to stop until you live the way they say or you die.

They actually don’t care much either way.

This will not end well.

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kennycan

Test

MrHead

Firstly, I can’t explain why exactly, but I have a powerful hankering for some BBQ sauce…

Secondly, Carl’s JR’s Western, f**king yum.

Thirdly, props to “the Nuge” for lending his badass song to the JR for a bit. Solid choice.

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