The final nail

Well, THIS oughta bring those eager hordes of LGBTQ football fans fully out of the closet and into the stands. I mean, you just KNOW they’re out there.

FOX Sports apparently has no problem airing controversial ads during the 2020 Super Bowl — just not a pro-life commercial.

According to NBC News, this year’s big game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers will include a commercial featuring drag queens/LGBTQ activists.

Meanwhile, pro-life advocates with the new Faces of Choice organization said they have been waiting at least six months for an answer from FOX about their ad.

The drag queen ad from Sabra hummus already is stirring up controversy. It features drag queens Kim Chi and Miz Cracker from “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

LGBTQ marketing strategist Bob Witeck celebrated the significance of the ad, telling NBC:

“For queer audiences, it is an art form and an ‘outsiders’ language,” Witek said of drag. “Reaching the Super Bowl means taking our language into every home in the nation and millions around the world.”

Myself, I’m hoping and praying for a full-on, butt-nekkid “transgender” halftime show featuring a long chorus line (circle jerk?) of self-proclaimed “ladies” joyously flapping their puds for football fans on Super Bowl Sunday, then bending over and spreading those hairy cheeks to wink a little browneye at all the folks watching at home. The Grand Finale could be Colin Cankerdink “taking a knee” at midfield to crack a semi-solid turd on the 50-yard line, wiping his ass with a large American flag before setting the whole obscene mess ablaze. Then he’ll start turning a slow pirouette—with a grace only achievable by a truly world-beating athlete of his Olympian stature and skill—whilst waving the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign at one and all with both hands.

Next, the trannies will charge the stands to afflict heterosexual male attendees with “free” lapdances, while Copperdink and his fellow multimillionaire thugs all adjourn to the parking lot to steal cars and violently mug passersby.

If a halftime extravaganza like that can’t kill off the godawful NFL once and for all, I can’t imagine what else might do the trick.

2 thoughts on “The final nail

  1. Haven’t watched the game or commercials since the knee bro stuff and this certainly ain’t bringing me back.

    All these pictures of empty stadia.  I understand the team owners don’t care as most of their $ comes from TV.  However, I’m wondering the effect on the concessions business and the stadium owner.  Haven’t seen a peep about that.

    Lets see.. Sunday.. church and quality time with the kids and dog.. or NFL.  Not even a contest.

  2. It is absolutely impossible for me to stop watching football, since it’s impossible to stop doing something you never did.

    The NFL is fucking itself, and it’s hilarious to watch. Here in WA State you wouldn’t know though. The de rigueur proclamation of one’s undying devotion to the Seahawks is evident in the hordes of vehicles, T-shirts businesses, yard signs, etc., usually in the form of a giant “12” or bedecking oneself in blue and green.

    When the Seahawks lose a major game the despair is palpable. It’s like some major catastrophe on the order of 911 has occurred. Our son summed it up quite nicely: “Their tears are delicious.”

    So, in any case the suck-ups will continue to suck up to the insanity and thereby fuck themselves with the concomitant results, ala Gillette. I don’t use their pussy razors either. A straight razor never needs new blades.

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