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SHE’S IN!

Only HILLARY!™ can save us.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has announced that after much debate she will seek reelection as president of the United States.

Pundits on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have long pondered whether Clinton would seek reelection or allow someone else to step in, and now she’s made a definitive declaration.

“After much deliberation, consultation, and prayer to Moloch, I have decided that I will seek a second term,” she said to a crowd gathered at a local Wendy’s restaurant. “I feel I haven’t accomplished everything I wanted to in my first term, and I really need a full eight years to implement my final solution to all of America’s problems.”

Aides then gently ushered her back onto the bus to take her back to Bright Sunrise Home For Seniors.

Looks like deranged old Granny Grifter has been into her “tonic” again. On a very, very slightly more serious note:

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said the impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump is about a “much more serious set of charges” than anything related to President Bill Clinton’s impeachment.

And that “serious set of charges” would be…WHAT, exactly? Making a phone call to a foreign leader in which investigation of the Democrat-Socialist attempt to rig the 2016 election was glancingly mentioned? Not being guilty of “collusion,” as directly and clearly stated by the failed Mueller witch-hunt’s report? Putting American interests first abroad, instead of selling them down the river as you did? Refusing to cooperate with a ginned-up, illegitimate “impeachment” fraud unconstitutionally launched as a purely partisan coup plot? Fighting back against the treasonous, anti-American Democrat-Socialist criminal organization and its myriad depredations?

Did I leave anything out of that list of spurious, contrived, fraudulent “crimes” there, Madame Secretary?

“And, as a former secretary of state, I just want Americans to stop and think, why are we allowing this president to, in effect, undermine our sovereignty, turning over foreign policy to foreign governments, what he just did with the Kurds, empowering Turkey and Russia against our staunchest allies in the Middle East?” she added.

Umm…Turkey is an actual American ally, Hills. Y’know, as guaranteed by their membership in NATO, the archaic, outdated alliance established by a seventy-year old treaty drawn up to defend Western Europe in the event of an invasion led by a nation that, y’know, no longer exists? The one you all were shrieking blue murder about Trump’s having suggested leaving or modifying it?

The Kurds, our “staunch allies”? Really? That ain’t what your side was saying back when you were demanding that we hightail it out of Bush’s “blood for oil” war in Iraq, as I recollect. No, according to y’all, we couldn’t abandon the Kurds fast enough in those days. But it gets even worse for you, I’m afraid: those Kurds you’re boo-hooing yourselves sick over Trump “abandoning”? Should Turkey cross into Syria and attack them, the NATO agreement arguably requires us not just to “abandon” them, but to actively assist Turkey in making war on them, should the request be made of us.

“This is the goal of the Trump strategy. It is to raise questions.”

Well, in fairness, I can easily see why somebody like you might have a real problem with that.

“There is no evidence that either one of them did anything wrong. Could there be a question of judgment about his son? Well, that’s fair game but there is absolutely no evidence, and there will not be any evidence, that Joe Biden did anything wrong,” she said.

Heh. You so funny. Once again, Democrat-Socialist projection comes into play.

“Enough with these wild, unfounded conspiracy theories, using the help of foreign governments to interfere in our elections and to undermine people who have been in the public eye for a long time and I hope that the American public rejects this, as they should,” she added.

Run again and find out what the American public rejects, you loathsome carbuncle.

Update! Birds of a feather.

One of the many news-making revelations in Ronan Farrow’s upcoming book, Catch and Kill, is that he received pressure from Hillary Clinton to back off his reporting on Harvey Weinstein.

But even without this reporting, what we also know is that Weinstein’s alleged misconduct and abuse were no secret in Hollywood and Washington, DC. Report after report after report confirm that “everyone knew,” but no one did anything because 1) Weinstein had the power to make or break your Hollywood career and 2) Weinstein raised a ton of money for Democrats — most especially, the Clintons; most especially, Hillary Clinton.

Anyway, this Hillary Clinton bombshell could not come at a worse time for the two-time presidential loser, a time when she appears to be seriously flirting with the idea of a 2020 rematch with President Trump. She might want to remember that during their 2016 battle, Trump was not afraid to remind voters that Hillary played a leading role to personally destroy the women who claimed to have been raped, abused, molested, and mistreated by her husband, former President Bill Clinton.

Gee, corrupt much there, Cankles?

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2 thoughts on “SHE’S IN!

  1. Mike, first of all, welcome back! I’d actually considered removing CF from my bookmarks, thinking you were done. Glad you’re not. So – let’s dispense with the crap about Granny Gin Cankles, and go straight to the Kurds.

    I am So. Fucking. Tired. of hearing about the poor Kurds and how they are our “allies.” We need to redefine “Ally.” Here’s my definition of an “ally.” An Ally:

    1. Will come to OUR defense, in OUR homeland, if necessary and requested. That means that if we were attacked, our true “allies” would be on transport ships coming HERE.

    2. Is capable of defending THEMSELVES, at least for awhile, without our assistance; i.e. has some degree of military self-sufficiency.

    3. Is, on a meaningful level, philosophically and morally aligned with the United States.

    Now, let’s think about those things – do the Kurds qualify on any of those parameters? Nope. Let’s be honest – we assist the Kurds in defending what they see as their homeland. They wouldn’t have a slingshot to shoot or a rock to put in it without our assistance; we’re the only thing that’s kept them from being mowed down years ago. That said, would I prefer that 18 million Kurds die, or one more American soldier? The answer would be, so sorry, bye-bye Kurds. It’s just not worth our lives.

    Now – this of course brings up a separate issue, which is – why is Turkey considered an “ally?” They don’t qualify on #1 or #3 above. Having a Muslim country in NATO is folly itself. In fact, many of the NATO countries don’t qualify, but as you mentioned, NATO is an obsolete alliance.

    One of our biggest problems in foreign policy is our need to find a “good guy” and a “bad guy” in every conflict. Hence, arming the Afghanis against the Soviets, and then seeing our pets turn against us. Would the Kurds be the same, if they had a chance? Wouldn’t bet against it. In the Iran/Iraq war, we sided with Saddam. That was stupid – we should have been arming BOTH sides and letting them obliterate each other. The enemy of my enemy is not always my friend.

    So, yeah – get our 50 troops the fuck out of the way, and while we’re at it, stop the transports everywhere else in the Middle East, load up our guys, and bring them home. Then put a travel ban – an absolute one – on all those shitholes. And let them know that, if any of their shit does make it over here, we’re not going to make decisions. We’re going to nuke every last motherfucking one of them, and improve the lot of humanity.

  2. Problem is, the wealthy liberal areas (SF south down the 101 into Atherton and Palo Alto, most of Marin’s population areas and all of Sacramento and San Francisco proper) still have the power turned on. Up in the foothills where folks are much more conservative and a lot of the East Bay and South Bay are where the power is being turned off. Libs inflict their poor policy choices on others while remaining largely unaffected by those choices. SSDD.

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