Spike that vein, losers. I beg of you: throw Trump in that br’ar patch. Just do it.
Impeachment Is For Democrats What Heroin Is For Addicts
Democrats nationwide desperately want to impeach—preferably President Trump, but impeaching anyone would also be good, although not as cathartic. Impeaching Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh would be wonderful. Impeaching Justice Clarence Thomas and Attorney General Bill Barr would also work. Impeaching Trump and Mike Pence in a single package would send Democrats into orbit.
Serious talk of impeaching Trump began seven months before his election—no, that’s not a typo. According to a Politico about Trump in April 2016: “‘Impeachment’ is already on the lips of pundits, newspaper editorials, constitutional scholars, and even a few members of Congress. From the right, Washington attorney Bruce Fein puts the odds at 50/50 that a President Trump commits impeachable offenses as president.”
On the morning of November 9, 2016, when Trump wasn’t even awake yet after his 2 a.m. victory speech, and Hillary had yet to make large-scale Chardonnay purchases, Democrats were already angrily demanding impeachment. The Associated Press reported: “postelection scenes of protests …. Demonstrators from New England to the heartland and the West Coast vented against the election winner on Wednesday, … carrying signs that said ‘Impeach Trump.’”
That Trump literally hadn’t done anything at that point mattered not at all. Addiction is not about reason.
That fits. Liberalism isn’t about reason either. In fact, reason is pretty much Kryptonite to it.
So here we are, in May 2019. Impeachment has been the subject of “national conversation” for three years now. It isn’t going away. There is no escaping the impeachment talk. It probably won’t go away even after Trump gets reelected. For the next six years, it is our destiny to live in a permanent hell of impeachment headlines, all because we share our national home with addicts who refuse all help.
The days turned into weeks, and the weeks turned into months, and the months turned into a year, and virtually any day, an impeachment junkie could find a fresh discussion of impeachment somewhere. And then the addicts got an additional target: Kavanaugh.
Even before Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court, the addicts could not contain themselves. “Brett Kavanaugh Should Be Impeached!” thundered The Nation on September 10, 2018. Perjury! He lied about this! And he lied about that! What the “this” or “that” was, was incidental.
Nor did it matter that only a few Democratic pols could actually discern any alleged perjury. Impeachment was the subtext for the entire run-up to the final confirmation vote. If Kavanaugh didn’t perjure himself saying this, then he perjured himself saying that other thing, or maybe something else. Kavanaugh should be impeached just on general principles.
Actually, they’d be pleased to impeach any and everyone appointed by, associated with, or anything milder than fanatcially opposed to Trump. But for junkies, self-destructive obssession is a familiar old friend. So let’s all hope the fiending Democrat-Socialists keep on feeding that monkey…right up until they OD and drop dead from it.