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Lock. Her. UP

No, not Hillary!™ this time. Well, okay, her too.

A student at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill was arrested for larceny last month after she was caught on video taking a sign belonging to pro-life activists. The arrest arrives just days after the arrest of a UNC-Chapel Hill student accused of physically assaulted a pro-life activist after allegedly getting angry over his sign.

After which, hilarity ensues.

“Look, sir, I’m not trying to get arrested,” said the student to the officer, after he had informed her that she was being detained for larceny.

“I cannot believe these are the people who you protect,” continued the student, referring to the pro-life activists.

“I’m not trying to protect anyone, but I do have to enforce the law,” responded the officer, “That’s just how it is.”

“Do you see us being subjected to this shit?” said the student, gesturing toward the pro-life signage.

What I see is a sniveling, overprivileged dumbass OUTRAGED!™ at being “subjected” to any opinion that differs from her own.

“They have a right to be here,” said the officer, “If you don’t like their views, you can go away, you don’t have to watch it.”

“It doesn’t matter how much you ignore them, they’re gonna come back, and they’re gonna come back again, and this is why women have such a problem getting abortions in North Carolina, and y’all just let them get away with this shit,” said the student, “I cannot believe y’all let this happen.”

Since when have women had any problem at all getting as many abortions as they want, as often as they want, in North Carolina or anyplace else, you baby-murdering bitch?

“Take your backpack off, turn around, and put your hands behind your back, you’re under arrest for larceny,” said the officer.

“I cannot believe this is happening,” said the student upon realizing that she was under arrest, “is there something else that I can do?”

“No, I just told you you’re under arrest,” replied the officer, “I cannot un-arrest you.”

And then the piteous weeping starts, which is a pure delight to watch. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. As Ace likes to say: LOL get fucked. More:

The student grabbed the sign from Austin Beigel, a peaceful protester, and walked off with it – not realizing that an officer would meet her at the end of her path.

“Did you steal their sign?” the officer asked the feminist.

“I just moved it,” she responded.

“Well you took it,” the officer confirmed.

The young feminist then had the nerve to ask the officer why she was being detained. With a look of disbelief on his face, the officer responded, “Uhh…larceny. You stole his sign.”

I’m sure you can guess what happened at this point: the student pulled out her cherished “victim card.”

“I moved it 50 yards,” she said as she tried to weasel out of the situation.

“I don’t care if you moved it one foot,” the officer responded before he gave a needed lesson in ethics. “You don’t have the right to take someone’s property. Period. I don’t care what the circumstance is.”

“I know you may not agree with what’s being said,” he continued. “But you don’t have the right to take someone’s property. Okay?”

One would hope that Little Einstein would be capable of learning this vitally important lesson. Unfortunately, one’s hope would be in vain; the fascist cunt will doubtless be carefully nursing a grudge over how horribly she was “victimized” for the rest of her days, self-righteously blibbering on to anybody willing to listen about her “courageous” and “heroic” days of protest and oppression.

Yeah, tell me again about how we can live peaceably among shitbrains so thoroughly and irredeemably wrong about what free speech, tolerance, and civility are all about, whydon’tcha.

Why is that these leftists think they can commit stupid acts without facing the just consequences of their actions?

Because they’ve been allowed to do exactly that for way too long, that’s why.

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11 thoughts on “Lock. Her. UP

  1. She’ll love all the other “social justice warriors” she meets in jail. Hope they treat her right.

  2. Hats off to the cop for doing his duty. There are many cops who (wanting to avoid the paperwork) wouldn’t have intervened or at most, simply returned the sign and let the bitch skate without even issuing a warning.

  3. “One would hope that Little Einstein would be capable of learning this vitally important lesson. Unfortunately, one’s hope would be in vain”

    *shrug* Ricki Lake learned her lesson[1] about civil disobedience, so maybe this Twinkie will.

    [1] years ago she got arrested at a protest, spent the night in jail, and afterwards said it was such an unpleasant experience she was never going to do it again.

  4. Thankfully a cop did their job. Again, protesting abortion isn’t a political act in the eyes of the left, it’s heresy. The tenants of Leftism are the tenants of religion and abortion is a sacrament.

    They think a “cleansing” of opposing viewpoints is both proper and necessary.

    Freedom of speech was a given, until they felt they had control. Now?

    Heresy.

  5. Unfortunately in many areas the police are under orders not to do their jobs or if the do them, then then the Prosecutors don’t do theirs. It seems that often the Prosecutors let the elite or ones they “agree with in views” skip. Lets face it the Law is not equal and it is a shame.

  6. My favorite part of that whole thing is that stupid cunt saying to the cop, “But I’m not trying to get arrested.” You stupid, vapid cock receptacle, that’s what happens when you break the fucking law! Good Lord, these morons think it’s a fucking option.

    What these retards don’t understand is that the new laws coming into play in Alabama, Ohio, and elsewhere, aren’t a “push,” they are a push BACK. When you pass laws legalizing abortion past the point of birth, people with morals and decency are going to react. Ultimately, we’re going to get a re-evaluation of Roe V. Wade.

  7. Let’s not get too self-righteous about weeping cretins breaking the law in assaulting and stealing signs from poor, innocent anti-abortion demonstrators. The antis have murdered abortion providers and torched abortion clinics. There’s no moral or legal grey area in these crimes, as there is in aborting a fetus: those were outright murders and arson. I don’t know of any abortion rights protesters who have shot their opponents or burned their places of business.

  8. Unless the judge she appears before hits her with some meaningful punishment she won’t learn a damn thing. In fact if she ISN’T punished severely she will take that fact as an indication that the “system”
    actually APPROVES of her criminality. Even if she does six months being a brain dead leftist she may
    still not learn the necessary lesson. Some problems can only be solved by a good funeral.

  9. BTW Prove you’re not a Robot, what’s 7+3 = ?
    Works on Democrats too! AOC fails again!
    Luckily they don’t have the Captcha where it’s pick the square with the Communist.

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