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A deep dive with Buttplug

Not so deep, actually, but penetrating nonetheless. I just wanted to note that, in the highly unlikely event Buttplug actually makes any serious headway in his narcissistic quest for power he is wholly unqualified to wield, we can expect the Left to decry the abominable hate-crime of referring to him as Buttplug—uncouth, they’ll surely cry; obscene, insulting, a disgusting, sexually-loaded term which shouldn’t be used in polite circles! Enemedia will just refuse ever to utter it for any reason, no matter how widely it might come to be used.

My fellow bloggers, other shitlords one, all, and everywhere: let us hereby pledge to keep on, umm, plugging regardless. Hammer the little dweeb hard and fast with Buttplug, along with any other kind of raunchy innuendo you can come up with. If Lefty bitches annoyingly enough, we can always just toss a Teabagger or two his way, no?




"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution

"To put it simply, the Left is the stupid and the insane, led by the evil. You can’t persuade the stupid or the insane and you had damn well better fight the evil." - Skeptic

"Give me the media and I will make of any nation a herd of swine." - Joseph Goebbels

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