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Bunkered up

Ever wonder why that Hitler rant after the Mueller report dropped was so damned funny? Mostly because it cut so close to the bone.

Historians tell us that in the final days of the Third Reich, as the Red Army surrounded the Berlin Führerbunker, a crazed Adolf Hitler ranted, raved, and issued increasingly irrational orders for non-existent Wehrmacht divisions to counterattack and repel the invaders. Even as Germany was being laid waste by the British and American armies advancing from the west and the Russians from the east, Hitler still appeared to believe that victory was within reach. After all, when he had started World War II, world domination by the Nazis had been all but certain. It had to have been inconceivable to him that he had been so wrong from the beginning, and now he would have to face the consequences.

Equally deluded and disbelieving was Josef Goebbels, the Reich’s propaganda minister. According to historical reports, even at that late date and in those dire circumstances, Goebbels’ deluded denial of the advancing peril equaled that of his Führer.

I couldn’t help but think back to crazy Adolf as I watched the utterly bizarre performance by the unhinged Democrat senators who hurled meaningless, semi-hysterical invective at Attorney General William Barr as he testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Similarly, the mainstream media’s equally outlandish portrayals of Barr’s steady, thoughtful, and intelligent testimony reminded me of the credulous and loyal Goebbels. Just as Adolf and Josef couldn’t accept the reality that they had lost the war, Senators Richard Blumenthal (D., Conn.), Mazie Hirono (D., Hawaii), Kamala Harris (D., Calif.), and their media enablers seem to be incapable of accepting the results of the Mueller investigation.

Although the Attorney General carefully avoided saying that he had reached any conclusions about “overreach” by top government officials, the mere fact that he raised that possible investigative subject should induce night sweats and fitful insomnia throughout the bedrooms of the Seat of Government.

Who knows? Just like the popularity of backyard bomb shelters during the height of the Cold War, underground Führer-style bunkers may become the hot new trend among deep state leaders looking to make a desperate, crazed last stand against the approaching forces of justice.

We should make sure those bunkers are well-stocked with sidearms and plenty of ammo, to ensure strict fidelity to historical precedent and thereby achieve the desired result. As I said a little while ago, the Democrat-Socialist bedlamites have dug themselves into a very deep hole, especially considering this:

More than two-thirds of Americans want an investigation into the Justice Department’s handling of the Russia Collusion Hoax.

This is very bad news for Barack Obama, the corrupt Deep State, their minions in the establishment media, and Democrats.

According to a April 25-28 poll of 1,007 random adults taken for CNN (a far-left fake news outlet), a full 69 percent “think Congress ought to investigate the origins of the Justice Department’s inquiry into Russian interference in the 2016 election, including 76% of Democrats, 69% of independents and 62% of Republicans.”

And the “origins” of that inquiry means the Obama Justice Department.

The poll also shows that a mere 37 percent want to see Trump impeached while a clear majority, 59 percent, do not. Last September, that number was nearly tied with 47 percent wanting Trump removed from office while 48 percent did not.

So: bad news for libtards all around, then. Looks like it’s either bunker up or lawyer up for you Corruptocrats. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of assholes.

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4 thoughts on “Bunkered up

  1. More than 90% of Americans could want an investigation into the Just Us Departments handling of the collusion allegations etc. etc. and it STILL isn’t going to happen. To many VERY powerful people stand to lose TOO MUCH to ever allow that to happen. Even if Trump wanted it too many deep state apparatchiks are insinuated into too much of the bureaucracy for him to get an actual objective examination of the facts to happen. Trump may have skimmed the scum from the top of the swamp but the swamp itself is still very much alive, well and DEEP.

  2. Investigations of the conspirators who attempted to usurp a lawfully elected president? I’ll believe it when I see it.

    If I were in Trump’s shoes, I would go absolutely and epically postal on all these Myers. I mean using the Marine Corps to arrest all of them in the middle of the night, hold them incommunicado at Gitmo, and start playing Let’s Make a Deal. First ones to spill everything they know receive leniency. The whole thing would unravel quickly. As bigger and bigger fish spilled their guts, it would inevitably lead to HRC and ultimately Obama himself and his handler Jarrett.

    By allowing these Commies to escape justice, Trump is undermining his entire MAGA agenda. He is also allowing this existential danger to us all to remain alive and viable, still hanging over our heads like the Sword of Damocles.

  3. Investigations of the conspirators who attempted to usurp a lawfully elected president? I’ll believe it when I see it.

    If I were in Trump’s shoes, I would go absolutely and epically postal on all these Mfers. I mean using the Marine Corps to arrest all of them in the middle of the night, hold them incommunicado at Gitmo, and start playing Let’s Make a Deal. First ones to spill everything they know receive leniency. The whole thing would unravel quickly. As bigger and bigger fish spilled their guts, it would inevitably lead to HRC and ultimately Obama himself and his handler Jarrett.

    By allowing these Commies to escape justice, Trump is undermining his entire MAGA agenda. He is also allowing this existential danger to us all to remain alive and viable, still hanging over our heads like the Sword of Damocles.

  4. Sorry about the duplicate posts, Mike.
    Please delete the first one.

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