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Ladies and gentlemen, your next affirmative-action president!

Because it’s the gay guy’s turn, that’s why.

No, Democrat wonder candidate du jour Pete Buttigieg is not some bridge-building centrist who really gets the vibe of Normal Americans and promises to bring us all together in a festival of hugging and liking each other. That’s a con. He’s just another leftist who wants to do all the same miserable things to people like you and me that every other pinko trying to pick up the torch from Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit wants to do. Only to get past our defenses, to avoid tripping our alarms like Big Chief Liz and Willie Brown’s Ex do, he tries to be really low-key and boring about it.

Plus he’s gay, you know – another thing that’s boring about him, although the media makes like it’s some super-hip and exciting twist. Welcome back to the cutting edge of 1979 – he’s gay, and he’s definitely going to freak out the squares whether they like it or not! In that vein, he recently bravely took on the Veep’s non-comments about him and being gay and so forth. Here’s the most recent public comment by Mike Pence on Pete Buttigieg, uttered in 2015. Brace yourself for this fireball o’ hate!

“When WSBT 22 asked Pence what he thought of Buttigieg’s announcement [of coming out as gay], he replied, “I hold Mayor Buttigieg in the highest personal regard. We have a great working relationship. I see him as a dedicated public servant, and a patriot.”

YOU MONSTER! Now Pete is bravely resisting this raw, four-year-old bigotry! “And that’s the thing I wish the Mike Pence’s of the world could understand, that if you have a problem with who I am, your problem is not with me. Your quarrel, sir, is with my creator.” Take that, super-confused nice guy Mike Pence! Pete Buttigieg is not going to just stand there while you don’t talk about him and his gayness!

As I have so often stated about ((((DEM JOOOOZ!!!))), my problem with Buttiplug ain’t that he’s gay; it’s that he’s a liberal. And yes, I do intend to refer to him henceforth as “Buttplug.” I saw Sefton and Ace doing it, and it made me laugh, so I’m swiping it myself. If that seems homophobic to you and gives you Teh Sadz, well, I just hate it all to pieces for ya, I really do. Bottom line on the latest free-rider in the ludicrously overcrowded Dem-Soc Kandidate Klown Kar:

In fact, if you look at everything Pete Buttigieg is promising, you will not find one single proposal that either increases how much of your own earnings you get to keep or that increases your freedom. Not one. Just like with every other liberal Democrat, everything he would impose upon you will make you poorer and less free. But to him and his ilk, that’s fine, because your prosperity and your liberty are not the goals. They are obstacles to the real objective – more prosperity and more power for people like Pete Buttigieg.

He doesn’t want a society where Americans come together. He wants to keep ripping us apart, while using his soothing tones and unity clichés to okey-doke us into letting him into the Oval Office. And if we are fooled again, like so many suckers were by Barack Obama, we’d find the new boss is the same as the old boss.

Let’s face it – the America the Democrats are trying to trick us into accepting is not the one we want.

Actually, Kurt, they already built their America all around and over us. All they’re trying to do now is put the finishing touches on the ugly, uninhabitable thing. They thought they’d done it with Ogabe; they were driven completely around the bend in November 2016, when that assumption turned out to be just a little premature. But only a little, and they haven’t packed their tools away quite yet.


2 thoughts on “Ladies and gentlemen, your next affirmative-action president!

  1. Buttplug wants an expanded supreme court, no more electoral college, and believes the anus is a sex organ. And the god he calls his creator appears to be Moloch. I don’t see sanity in him, let alone anything I agree with.

  2. I almost want to see the Electoral College eliminated just to hear the howls from the small states who suddenly realize they hold no power at all. Apparently they don’t realize that this is more than just ‘our guy in the Oval Office’. If your electoral votes have no value guess who is going to lose military bases (I’m looking at you CT), not get so much federal funding for roads, etc. You name it, only the states that matter will get the goodies.
    It’s sort like they have no concept of history and why the electoral college was designed in the first place.

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