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One more reason to abandon Gilette

Please, make it stop. PLEASE.

After citing a few facts on the many, many ways obesity is unhealthy in the extreme, Cristina puts the thing simply: “Obesity is not something that should be promoted or celebrated.” And it really, really isn’t. “Slay the day”? Might want to ask your doctor about that one, Jumbo, and pronto. Until you step away from the AYCE buffets and Double Whoppers with Xtra cheese and get yourself on some kind of exercise plan, the only thing you’re gonna be slaying is your jiggly, misshapen self.

For my own part, I’ll say it again: the cheap feel-goodery of this “everyone is beautiful” flapdoodle actually negates the very idea of beauty itself. By definition, beauty is rare; if everyone is beautiful, then “beauty” has been dumbed down to just another synonym for “common.”

Semantic arguments aside, what really IS rare is people who seriously think blubberous, grotesque manatees such as this are in any way beautiful. Well, aside from the statistically-negligible handful of twisted pervs skulking around those chubby-chaser Pr0n sites, that is.


9 thoughts on “One more reason to abandon Gilette

  1. I prefer a rounder gal to the unnaturally thin stickwoman favored nowadays, but this is just gross. I need some eye bleach.

  2. I like women who have bits that jiggle. Jiggly bosoms and bottoms are among the very best things in life. This Gillette Venus does not jiggle, She sloshes. Sloshing in females is not attractive.

  3. When I take my amputee wife to the store, and all the disabled carts are being driven off by these “women of elephantine girth” (thanks, Arthur C. Clarke), I have to be restrained from making loud, rude noises by the gentle soul I brought with me.

  4. My primary care doctor fussed at me a few years back for being ~15 lbs. overweight (probably a 36″ waistline – not exactly huge).

    And he was right.

    I took it to heart.

    Being a little overweight is not good for me, even a few extra pounds.

    So being morbidly obese can’t be.

    Where I live (East TN), I see some obese people, but not any old ones.

    This gal looks like Namu waiting for Shamu.

    1. Heh. Sorry about that, John. I know it was rough on everybody, having that nightmare up top for a couple extra days. Maybe I’ll poke around later for a nice Audrey Hepburn or Natalie Wood pic to make it up to you folks.

  5. I’m not saying being that fat should be celebrated, but there are a lot of people who look like that and they shave (I’d guess, it’s not something I like to think about), advertising to them isn’t necessarily celebrating it.
    If they hadn’t just gone all metrosexual I wouldn’t even think they were.

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