Cold Fury

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A squib, a wet firecracker, a dud. NeverTrumpTards, both Left and Right very slightly less Left, hardest hit.

With only a few exceptions — Fox News, the editorial pages (not the front pages) of the Wall Street Journal, and a handful of websites — the better part of the American media has spent the last two years fulminating about Trump-Russia collusion we now know never existed.

Actually, we always knew that, but finally, it’s official. It was always a bunch of — excuse the expression — trumped up baloney that made no sense except to those who wished so deeply to believe it was true.

Which makes the people who were doing that fulminating — media, politicians and (usually retired) intelligence figures, who were, as is becoming increasingly clear, betraying the American Constitutional system with impunity — sick and evil.

What’s really sick and evil is the sure and certain fact that not one of the reprobates and malefactors will pay any price whatever for it.

The provenance of what happened also couldn’t be more obvious. People who considered themselves elite guardians of our country were so appalled by the possible election, and then the actual election, of the “barbarian” Donald Trump, they thought nothing of breaking the law and then exploiting it to bring Trump down. In so doing, consciously or unconsciously, they expressed their utter contempt for roughly half of their fellow citizens, not to mention their disdain for the electoral process and the law many of them swore to uphold.

It was a conspiracy and, worse yet, a conspiracy ignited and carried out from within the FBI and the Department of Justice. Nothing could be more dangerous to a democratic society than that. How high this conspiracy went is still somewhat unclear. I say “somewhat” because the likelihood of it having reached into the White House of the previous administration is great. It’s hard to imagine how it could have happened otherwise.

These conspirators all worked in tandem, through leaks or directly, with the aforementioned media that has disgraced itself beyond words. The reputation of this media, never terrific, is in tatters and being washed, deservedly, down the drain. Anyone who believes a word they say from here on in should have his/her or zhe’s head examined.

Ain’t THAT the fucking truth. But rest assured, all too many of them will anyway. In fact, you can be sure they’re already casting about for their next seditious stratagem, the flimsy hook from which they’ll all rally ’round to hang their intended coup without a moment’s pause. Anybody expecting shame or contrition from them—even the smallest, slightest tinge of it—either doesn’t understand them very well, or gives them far too much credit for an “integrity” they never possessed a detectable shred of.

No, even this humiliating defeat won’t change a thing. Not only will they immediately double and redouble their efforts, they will scream their hysterical demands for attention louder and more shrilly than ever before. Their dementia will intensify, their OUTRAGE!™ will deepen, the conviction of their righteousness will calcify, and they will suffer not the least reticence or uncertainty about any of it. Count on it, folks: it WILL happen, that and worse, no matter how far beyond belief such a thing may seem at the moment.

Meanwhile, though, we can all enjoy ourselves at their expense, make sport of them, and laugh at their heartbroken, anguished tears.

Of COURSE it has, and of COURSE she was. The long and short of it:

And now, it’s on to the next battle.


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