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Will no one rid me of this troublesome douchebag?

Please, somebody, make it stop!

Former President Barack Obama said he was “extraordinarily proud of the Paris accords” before, rather ironically, taking credit for booming U.S. oil and gas production.

“I was extraordinarily proud of the Paris accords because — you know, I know we’re in oil country and we need American energy, and by the way, American energy production,” Obama said at an event hosted by Rice University’s Baker Institute on Tuesday night.

“You wouldn’t always know it but it went up every year I was president,” Obama said of U.S. oil and gas production. “That whole, suddenly America’s like the biggest oil producer and the biggest gas — that was me, people.”

Words fail me. Other than to observe that, without a doubt, this twerp is swinging the biggest, brassiest pair in all of human history.


4 thoughts on “Will no one rid me of this troublesome douchebag?

  1. It’s not just the hilarity that he’s taking credit for something he did everything he could to stop, but that he’s constantly trying to take credit.
    I’d say that deep down he realizes how worthless he is so he has to say stuff like that to reassure himself.

  2. It nice to see Obama demonstrate what a sociopath he is publically and repeatedly. The only way he can top all this is to bring out his chorus line of Bath House cuties and do the Vagina Monologues in front of the White House in his pink tutu.

    The man has mommy and daddy issues. But then again who wouldn’t being married to someone with balls twice as big as his.

  3. Hi Mike,
    I concur with your “Blast against Barry!!” …. What I find “Troublesome” is referring to him as a,”DOUCHE BAG!!!!” Really?? I can think of a million derogatory terms appropriate to him…….
    As a device of “Feminine Hygiene” the “Douche Bag’s” role is “Priceless!!!”
    As a “Derogatory term”… not so much…..
    Perhaps because the “Derogatory factor” didn’t come to being till the end of the last century and I was a product of way before!!!
    A Douche Bag was the mainstay of every fastidious Woman back when!! I just find it odd for it to fall into such a derogatory vernacular in today’s language…..
    A better term for Barry would be,”The Antichrist!!”

    As for a “Douche Bag…….”
    “Faultless or Duvol!!!!!”

    Audentes, Fortuna, Ivat,

  4. without a doubt, this twerp is swinging the biggest, brassiest pair in all of human history.

    Dude floats down rivers on his back, yelling “Open the drawbridge, I’m coming through!”

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