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Comedy GOLD

Look, it’s plain she’s NEVER going to just go away. That being the case, yeah, I hope like hell the miserable, sickly old sot climbs out of the gin bottle and runs (staggers) again. At this point, she can hurt them way more than she can hurt us.

On Friday, failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stated she would “like to be president” during a live taping of Recode Decode at New York City’s 92nd Street YMCA.

“I’d like to be president,” stated Clinton. “I think, hopefully, when we have a Democrat in the oval office in January 2021, there’s gonna be so much work to be done.”

Hillary Clinton’s return as a potential presidential candidate in 2020 could not come at a worse time for Democrats. The Democratic Party is trying to seal the midterm elections and complete a takeover of the House majority for the first time in nearly a decade, but the race has tightened in the weeks leading up the November 6 midterm election.

By most accounts on both sides of the aisle, Hillary Clinton’s return to national electoral politics would likely be a disaster for the Democratic Party. Republicans and Democrats have spoken out about Clinton’s negative influence on the Democratic Party in the midterm elections, and any effort by her to run for president again would likely only energize the GOP even more than the party’s base is already fired up.

“The longer a scandal-plagued Hillary Clinton lingers in American politics, the worse off House Democrats will be,” said Jesse Hunt, a spokesman for the National Republican Congressional Committee, according to NBC News.

“Hillary Clinton is the kiss of death and she represents the part of the Democratic Party that led to historic losses and that elected Donald Trump president,” said a leading Democratic strategist who requested anonymity due to fear of political retribution, per the Washington Examiner.

Political retribution ain’t the kind you oughta be worrying about with this one, bub; the Clintons are well known for handling problematic individuals a lot more, shall we say, dynamically than that.

Has there ever BEEN a more clueless, self-serving, out-of-touch political sewer-crawler than Her Herness? Oh, the fun we’ll have!

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12 thoughts on “Comedy GOLD

  1. It’s like Friday the 13th or Nightmare On K Street Part Eleventy-billionth. The soulless, remorseless creature from the depths of hell that Just. Will. Not. Stop.

    1. Ayup:

      Ten Million Years to Election!

      It Crawled From Beneath The DNC…

      Or should that read, “Slithered From Beneath”?

  2. Despite the legendary efficacy of the “Clinton machine,” I doubt she could gain a second nomination. The last time the Democrats renominated a loser was 1956 — and that was because no one was willing to run against Eisenhower except Adlai Stevenson.

    As a rule, neither party likes to renominate a candidate that’s already lost a presidential election. It’s happened now and then, but with decreasing frequency as time has passed.

    1. There seems to be an unwritten rule in American presidential politics that a candidate gets two bites at the apple, no more. If they can’t seal the deal then, they’re considered damaged goods. Romney had his two bites in 2008 and 2012. Hillary had hers in 2008 and 2016. Once a candidate has been beaten twice they have the stench of failure on them and the party drops them like a hot potato.

  3. I hope she pulls all the dirty tricks she has to in order to get the nomination. Trump wouldn’t even have to campaign but could just keep on keepin’ on.

  4. But it will be fun watching the intra-party fight. Things were bitter between her and the Obama team in 2008 (remember PUMA?). Then she had to cheat old Bernie to come out on top. Much bitterness followed that, too. More bitterness coming, like a strong IPA. Pass the popcorn.

  5. I’m sorry to disagree here but I don’t want Her to even have the Devil’s Chance of Winning anymore. I hope she doesn’t run or croaks at this point. The Devil has pulled off some pretty crazy shit since he became the Angel of Darkness in antiquity.

    1. Were she to run again, she’d be politely informed a la Sam Giancana, upon his return to Chicago, that his services as Outfit boss were no longer necessary. Should she, like Sam, fail to heed the polite warning, she would very likely be the recipient of a similar, less cordial, notification.

  6. An organization can lie to outsiders all it wants and still do pretty well. But an organization that lies to itself is in trouble.

    The biggest like the Democrats ever told themselves was that there was something called “The Clinton Magic” as in the “Bill AND Hillary Clinton Magic.” They lied to themselves that “The Clintons” (Plural) were some kind of super-power political couple gifted with supernatural political skills.

    The reality is that while Bill was indeed a masterful politician, Hillary never was, and never will be. Bill won several elections, some of them fiercely contested, while the only elections Hillary ever “won” was for her safe senate seat that was gift wrapped and handed to her as tribute for her husband’s skills.

    Hillary has ALWAYS been a terrible politician, and Democrats have been lying to themselves that some of the “Clinton Magic” rubbed off onto Hillary. But it doesn’t work like that. A slick huckster like Bill takes a lifetime to create. Hillary was never anything other than a privileged brat who grew into a cookie-cutter shrill leftist.

    Without Bill, Hillary would never have gotten anywhere close to the white house. She would have ended up as a cut-rate Gloria Allred or Geraldo Rivera. Bill was her ticket to power and without him, she’s got nothing.

    1. You fail to understand that, had the hive election supervisors been SLIGHTLY more corrupt, Hillary would have won. Do you REALLY think they haven’t learned from 2016? Do you have any idea how many boxes full of ballots are already sitting, fully filled out, waiting to be “discovered” on 7 November???

  7. While it would be great to see this happen, I doubt she will do it for 3 reasons.
    1. The DNC is not going to let her take over the Organization again and stand by while she jobs another dozen or so Candidates this time around.
    2. She will no longer have Obama’s DOJ/FBI to cover up any potential criminality that comes up.
    3. She no longer has a Foundation to launder hundreds of millions of dollars through.

  8. All we get from the Democrats is Open Borders a disarmed citizens higher taxes a catch and release prison system and fools like Moonbeam Brown in office

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