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Lieawatha trips over own dick

I still say somebody needs to sit Trump down and hammer it home that it’s FAUXcahontas, not POcahontas, dammit.

Why did Sen. Elizabeth Warren spend all these years claiming to be a Native American?

Why, to manipulate affirmative action rules so she could get herself a job at Harvard as a “woman of color,” of course.

I don’t much care about Warren’s ethnicity, but she is not, in any genuine sense, a racial or ethnic minority. Not in blood. Not in experience. Under her standards, how many Americans would qualify as Native American? Or put it this way: is being 1/1,024th African enough to claim “minority” status in a professional setting? I’m asking for the liberals who believe race-based hiring is an important means of facilitating diversity and ensuring fairness.

It was Warren who made it all an issue. We don’t fully know how important Warren’s claims were in her career. There is, however, much evidence that her self-driven minority claims in the 1990s were helpful. Warren, who once maintained her family had “high cheekbones like all of the Indians do,” was listed as a “minority faculty member” by The University of Pennsylvania. She had the school switch her designation from white to Native American. Warren self-identified as a “minority” in the legal directory, and Harvard Law School preposterously listed her as one of the “women of color” the school had hired. On job applications, Warren was very specific in claiming that she had Cherokee and Delaware Indian ancestry.

When her supposed Native American heritage came under scrutiny during her first Senate bid, Warren presented a recipe she had published in her cousin’s cookbook as evidence of her background. It was signed “Elizabeth Warren — Cherokee.” Later we learned that even the recipe was taken verbatim from an article in The New York Times five years earlier.

It was actually two recipes, for “Cold Omelets with Crab Meat” and “Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise Dressing,” neither of which were ever exactly staples of the Cherokee diet, shall we say. Oh, but it gets worse yet for the deceitful, carpetbagging phony:



Does it get even more worserer for this fake phony fraud? Oh, you betcha:

In a statement released Monday, the Cherokee Nation blasted Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren for trotting out the results of a DNA test she claims prove she is part Cherokee.

“A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship,” Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin Jr. said in a statement. “Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation.”

“Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong,” Hoskin continued in his statement. “It makes a mockery of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is proven. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage.”

She doesn’t give a damn about your tribal interests, your heritage, your feelings, or anything else. She used you like a dirty dish towel to get something she wanted and advance her career, that’s all. My advice? If you’re ever relocating across country, don’t accept any blankets from this whiter-than-white devil. Meanwhile, Hillary!™ seems to have some DNA issues of her own.

Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She’s Only Half Lizard Person
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.

The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.

Well, at least the “bent on destroying humanity” part still holds, anyway.

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7 thoughts on “Lieawatha trips over own dick

  1. It’s official: she’s possibly .09% Native American. The good news is that if your net worth is 90k, you’re a millionaire! Not as crazy as it sounds – it’s the kind of logic that may enable this socialist harpy to move millions more Americans into the highest tax brackets. Genius.

  2. Cherokee nation,
    Cherokee tribe,
    So proud to live,
    So proud to say screw you to Fauxcahauntus!

  3. Check your math. $90K is 9% of one million. $900 is .09% of one million dollars by the way.

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