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Raise your hand if you haven’t hacked Hillary!™

Perhaps it might be easier if we tried to list all the nations that WEREN’T all up in Crooked Hillary’s illegal bathtub-gin server.

A Chinese-owned company operating in the Washington, D.C., area hacked Hillary Clinton’s private server throughout her term as secretary of state and obtained nearly all her emails, two sources briefed on the matter told The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The Chinese firm obtained Clinton’s emails in real time as she sent and received communications and documents through her personal server, according to the sources, who said the hacking was conducted as part of an intelligence operation.

The Chinese wrote code that was embedded in the server, which was kept in Clinton’s residence in upstate New York. The code generated an instant “courtesy copy” for nearly all of her emails and forwarded them to the Chinese company, according to the sources.

Okay, it’s just purely hilarious at this point. Naturally, Peter Stroke and the FBI are involved too. I repeat: how on earth did such blithering idiots ever manage to steal our country from us in the first place?


3 thoughts on “Raise your hand if you haven’t hacked Hillary!™

  1. Just wait till it comes out that the ‘hack’ was a pre-arranged plausible deniability set up.

    1. Yep, that’s what I’ve been thinking too.

      Hillary is shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that bad actors have been accessing all that sweet top secret information on that server she just wiped with her little rag. All the millions of dollars that China, Russia, Iran, and others have been paying into the Clinton Crime Foundation have just been for humanitarian reasons, and her roving hubby BJ is definitely worth a half mill for a speech.

      How could such a sweet innocent grandmother have set up such a scheme, right? Of course she must be innocent, and all those emails were just about yoga: Hillary still can’t do Downward Dog!

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