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Make it stop!

Why is it always the homeliest and dumpiest among ’em who just can’t refrain from getting themselves all nekkid in public, and will find any excuse at all to sound high-minded about indulging their exhibitionist kink?

Well, okay, I guess for a middle-aged Feminazi college professor, she ain’t all THAT bad, really. Considering the beached-whale gravy boats stripping off at Lefty protest-cum-riots from sea to shining sea in our own nation, we’ve all surely beheld worse. But still: nope, ain’t no unseeing that.

I have to believe that someday, a reasonably cute Lefty chick willing to let ’em breathe in broad daylight will surface, thus negating the endless parade of blubberous, screeching, pink-mohawked tuna schooners and making our long national nightmare worth all the suffering that led up to her welcome emergence. I hereby pledge to do my little all in securing her internet-sensationhood, should that frabjous day arrive while I’m still young enough to give a damn.

Thanks for nuthin’ to Heartiste, who quips: “Forget it, Jake, it’s Vaginatown.

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6 thoughts on “Make it stop!

  1. Is that a navel . . .

    Or a third nipple?

    That pic does give meaning to the term “broad.”

    1. ” . . . she ain’t all THAT bad, really.”

      Ah . . . yes, she is.

  2. “My Body. My choice”.
    Yes and you are free to do with it whatever you wish. Best in private, or among close friends.
    You understand, don’t you, that pregnancy creates an altogether separate human being (NOT you) that, although dependent on you the mother for protection and nourishment, is NOT the same as “My body”?
    Right? Right??
    And your sign is missing. You know the one, “Nobody Wants to F**k me!”. That one.

  3. What’s really tiresome is the childishness of it all- “look at me! I’m being edgy and sticking it to these stodgy old people!” That fucking smirk on her face like she’s just soooooo rebellious. Grow the fuck up and act like a goddamned adult.

    1. So true. It is really so disgusting to anyone who actually has some sense of class.

      She thinks, as you say, Tamaqua, that she is being so edgy when really, she is showing what a really classless piece of garbage she truly is.

      One covers what one respects.

  4. Zoom in on her face (if you can stand it…)
    She’s a loonie
    Also she probably goes around saying “why are you looking at my boobs?”

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