Did I mention the Sexual Revolution just now? Why yes, I believe I did. Meet one of its victims, who learned that no, you really CAN’T have it all.
Brigitte Adams caused a sensation four years ago when she appeared on the cover of Bloomberg Businessweek under the headline, “Freeze your eggs, Free your career.” She was single and blond, a Vassar graduate who spoke fluent Italian, and was working in tech marketing for a number of prestigious companies. Her story was one of empowerment, how a new fertility procedure was giving women more choices, as the magazine noted provocatively, “in the quest to have it all.”
Adams remembers feeling a wonderful sense of freedom after she froze her eggs in her late 30s, despite the $19,000 cost. Her plan was to work a few more years, find a great guy to marry and still have a house full of her own children.
In early 2017, with her 45th birthday looming and no sign of Mr. Right, she decided to start a family on her own.
She excitedly unfroze the 11 eggs she had stored and selected a sperm donor.
Two eggs failed to survive the thawing process. Three more failed to fertilize. That left six embryos, of which five appeared to be abnormal. The last one was implanted in her uterus. On the morning of March 7, she got the devastating news that it, too, had failed.
Adams was not pregnant, and her chances of carrying her genetic child had just dropped to near zero. She remembers screaming like “a wild animal,” throwing books, papers, her laptop — and collapsing to the ground.
Oops. The over-entitled bint (shouldn’t other Lefties be denouncing her as a “breeder” at this point?) ends up getting a donor egg fertilized by a sperm donor of her choosing—a result she seems to find somewhat less than completely satisfying, seeing as how she has no genetic connection to her incubator “offspring” whatever. Heartiste spares not the lash:
How can an ostensibly SMRT, overeducated woman be so fucking deluded? I doubt artificial wombs or lab-grown eggs, or the egg freezing already available and discussed in this sob story, will have the huge impact on the sexual market that I hear claimed in some quarters. Men don’t fuck frozen eggs or hidden wombs. Men fuck women. A woman’s face and body is what motivates men to fucking or to a bid at fucking. This is why I’ve argued sexbots will be the game-changer, rather than those other reproductive technologies coming down the pike. The sexbot correctly manipulates men by simulating the experience of sex with a younger, hotter, tighter woman.
Our Peak RBF has forgotten the common sense that “younger, hotter, tighter” doesn’t mean “younger, hotter, tighter eggs”. A sexy egg in a decrepit body is still an egg no man would bother fertilizing.
Sperm is economical
Eggs are valuable
Men are expendable
Natural selection in real time.
Another unintended consequence of tinkering with Mother Nature to suit one’s greedy, selfish whim, all oblivious to Mother Nature’s unfortunate habit of tinkering right back…hard. O Brave New World, that has such arrogance in it.