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Empty suit

What could possibly be a more fitting monument to such an empty vessel?

Unlike traditional presidential libraries, the Obama Presidential Center will not actually have library materials. That is—it will not house former President Obama’s manuscripts, documents, letters, and gifts from his tenure in office—items presidential centers around the country all have.

Instead, it will include space for outdoor functions and picnics, a basketball court, recording studio, sledding hill, children’s play garden, and more.

As for the actual library documents, the center will rely online archives for Obama’s presidential materials as a way to avoid meeting federal standards in construction, raising money for an endowment, and paying the National Archives and Records Administration to run the facility.

“This is going to be completely different,” said Foundation CEO David Simas, reports The Chicago Tribune. “What the president and first lady said…is they simply did not want a museum that served as a mausoleum, as a way to look back.”

Oh no, of course not. What they want is a place for his disciples and acolytes to genuflect to and dutifully worship His Most Puissant Majesty, and just generally celebrate the greatness of pResident Potato Head. Personally, I like it; clearly, it’s going to be as hollow and devoid of substance as the “man” himself always was, and as such it’s difficult to imagine anything that could be more appropriate.


3 thoughts on “Empty suit

  1. He’s too ,uch of a RETARD to get ot, but when he fills it with his Selfie Collection, and dozens of statues of his diseased, slimy narcissistic repugnance, the joke will be on full display…

  2. Instead, it will include space for outdoor functions and picnics, a basketball court, recording studio, sledding hill, children’s play garden, and more.

    So, basically, another place in Chicago for crackheads to go to get themselves another rock.

    The Obama Presidential Center is the supreme expression of the professional job done of keeping the marks from finding out just who this choom smoking queer actually is. 2009 list of records not available:

    Original, vault copy birth certificate: Not released (attorney’s fees are
    estimated to be up to about $2 MILLION now, instead of HI birth certificate
    fee of under $20 bucks)
    Certification of Live Birth: Released: Document Experts state it is a
    Obama/Dunham marriage license: Not released (if one exists)
    Obama/Dunham divorce: Not released (discovered by independent investigators)
    Kindergarten records: Not released; School claims records are”LOST”
    Soetoro/Dunham marriage license: Not released
    Soetoro adoption records: Not released
    Fransiskus Assisi School School application: Not released (discovered by
    independent investigators)
    Punahou School records: Not released
    Soetoro/Dunham divorce: Not released (discovered by independent
    Selective Service Registration: Not released (Obtained via Freedom of
    information act request
    Occidental College records: Not released
    Passport: Not released, records scrubbed by Obama’s terrorism and
    intelligence adviser.
    Columbia College records: Not released
    Columbia thesis; “Soviet Nuclear Disarmament”; Not released
    But an anti-war plan to disarm America article written by Obama was found;
    Harvard College records: Not released
    Harvard Law Review articles: None
    Illinois Bar Records: Not released
    Illinois Driver’s License Record: Not released (discovered by independent
    Baptism certificate: None
    Medical records: Not released
    Illinois State Senate records: None
    Illinois State Senate schedule: UH…, “LOST”
    Law practice client list — Not released
    University of Chicago scholarly articles: None

    I haven’t heard about many of the items on the list above being debunked. At this point, what difference does it make? Obama accomplished his mission. All that’s left is punishing the dirty fuckers that voted for him.

  3. “a way to avoid meeting federal standards in construction,”
    Democrats gotta Democrat…

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