Terrorist attack in Barcelona, ISIS, many dead or injured, lone-wolf, homegrown terrorist, no conceivable connection to Islam, authorities baffled as to possible motive.
Candlelight vigils, John Lennon sing-alongs, much weeping to follow. Because COURAGE. And WINNING. They shall never defeat us, we stand united, love trumps hate, (Fill In The Blank) Strong.
Oh, and send us more young male Muslim “refugees,” please. We need them, we don’t have near enough.
Lather, rinse, repeat, forever and ever.