Cold Fury

Harshing your mellow since 9/01

She’s baaack!

Bill summarizes Hillary!™ (no, not THAT Bill).

She was the wife of a governor and a president who, on her own, totally screwed up her husband’s efforts to impose socialized medicine on America. Afterwards, in a triumph of political nepotism, she became a bootlegging do-nothing Senator from New York, and was then appointed to the position of Secretary of State by Barack Obama as a sop for getting her ass kicked by Obama himself. In that office she distinguished herself with treachery, treason, corruption, and pathological dishonesty.

“Vastly experienced?”

At what?

Why, at being the most perfectly representative example of Democrat-Socialist competence, intellect, veracity, and integrity since Barrack Hussein Obama…or her husband.


6 thoughts on “She’s baaack!

  1. Wait a sec: Bootlegging? You’re saying that as a Senator, Hillary Clinton ran a business that illegally imported liquor? Now that’s news. (Carpetbagging might have been the term Bill was groping for.)

  2. Dude, she has a vagina! That’s all the experience she needs.
    Besides, as she said when the uppity law-enforcement wanted to investigate Vince Foster’s death, They Were The President.

  3. Well actually, she is indeed “vastly experienced”. At what, he asks?

    That is clearly answered in the article itself:

    …treachery, treason, corruption, and pathological dishonesty…”

  4. Veeshir, was it really necessary to speculate on the experience level of Cankles’s vagina?

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find out if my breakfast tastes as good coming up.

  5. Call me when BEASTCUNT ACTUAL is on the autopsy slab; other than that, I aint interested in her wasting oxygen

Comments are closed.



"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution

Subscribe to CF!
Support options


If you enjoy the site, please consider donating:

Click HERE for great deals on ammo! Using this link helps support CF by getting me credits for ammo too.

Image swiped from The Last Refuge

2016 Fabulous 50 Blog Awards


RSS - entries - Entries
RSS - entries - Comments


mike at this URL dot com

All e-mails assumed to be legitimate fodder for publication, scorn, ridicule, or other public mockery unless otherwise specified

Boycott the New York Times -- Read the Real News at Larwyn's Linx

All original content © Mike Hendrix