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How it’s DONE

I’ve said it before: he doesn’t do it all that often, but when Glenn unleashes the snark-monster, it’s a thing of beauty.

I think we need a special redistributive tax on large urban areas, to help the left-behind folks in rural communities. To fight inequality!

Plus, as usual hipsters show complete lack of self-awareness: “It’s shitty how one side can dictate how the other side lives because they live different lives. It’s the same anywhere. When you live in the city, it’s different from living on a farm.”

Shut up and bake me a cake. Also, losing the last election “amounted to the bombing of Dresden in the last election. Trump committed Dresden. No one is in the mood be accommodating or easy.”

Democratic president Franklin Delano Roosevelt committed Dresden, which involved burning thousands of people to death. Donald Trump just undermined your fragile self-image.

If there’s anybody who can say so much in so few words—directly, to the point, and without belaboring it at all—I sure don’t know who it would be. They don’t call him the Blogfather for nothing, you know. I’ve been doing this for nearly as long as he has, and he still schools my ass like a newb sometimes.


1 thought on “How it’s DONE

  1. It’s not just that he’s able to say so much in so few words, it’s that he’s so perceptive as well. The so-called Reynold’s Law is genius.

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