Cold Fury

Harshing your mellow since 9/01

You might be a Democrat….

Ahh, the cognitive dissonance is strong with these ones:

If you’re more offended that Donald Trump once said the word ‘pussy’ than Bill Clinton getting blow jobs in the Oval Office by a 21-year old intern…

If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga complain about how Trump degrades women and not burst out laughing…

If you think a person’s gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed…

If you’re against the death penalty but are OK with abortion…

If you believe Russians hacked the election, but there’s no need to investigate the possibility of voter fraud…

And then the reader contributions, which are just as good:

If you think Lena Dunham is attractive but Melania Trump is not…
(h/t SMFH)

if you want to ban tobacco and legalize marijuana
(h/t duncan)

…if you think every man is a rapist, but if he puts on a dress your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room
(h/t Chris Taylor)

If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actual violence.
(h/t Flyboy)

If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt and violent and racist, but you also believe that they’re the only people who should be allowed to have guns…

If you love to gloat about how “dumb” Americans are, while insisting that our public school system is perfect and can’t be improved (except by throwing more money at it)…
(h/t Prothonotary Warbler)

If you think “piss Christ” is an important artistic achievement, but “piss Mohamed” is a hate crime, you might be a Democrat.
(h/t Dave_in_fla)

If you voted for Ted Kennedy every time he ran, but wouldn’t vote for Trump because he said pussy, you might just be a Democrat.
(h/t Tammy al-Thor)

If you think a hundred-year-old ideology that has failed every time it’s been tried, by a multitude of nations all across the globe, counts as a “new idea” and is in any way truly progressive




"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution

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