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Another exploding cigar

How did people this hilariously inept ever gain so much power over us in the first place?

Voting machines in more than one-third of all Detroit precincts registered more votes than they should have during last month’s presidential election, according to Wayne County records prepared at the request of The Detroit News.

Detailed reports from the office of Wayne County Clerk Cathy Garrett show optical scanners at 248 of the city’s 662 precincts, or 37 percent, tabulated more ballots than the number of voters tallied by workers in the poll books. Voting irregularities in Detroit have spurred plans for an auditby Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson’s office, Elections Director Chris Thomas said Monday.

The Detroit precincts are among those that couldn’t be counted during a statewide presidential recount that began last week and ended Friday following a decision by the Michigan Supreme Court.

Democrat Hillary Clinton overwhelmingly prevailed in Detroit and Wayne County.

Gee, imagine my surprise. The Jillary recounts meant to steal the election for Her Herness are, far from clandestinely manufacturing more votes for her as usual, now revealing widespread Democrat Socialist vote fraud instead. A local—an “anonymous insider,” according to Vox—puts us some more knowledge:

People have known for years that Democrat-controlled Detroit has been rigging elections. During the Bush/Kerry election they had GOP poll watchers arrested and ran up 100 percent voter turnouts. It was so bad the Federal judges had to allow voter ID laws they had been blocking for years to take effect in Michigan.

The Hillary/Jill recount didn’t help Hillary, but it has hurt the Democrats’ reputations and may hurt them badly going forward. The count has been stopped but the state has now ordered an audit as to how 20 Democrat-controlled locations had a lot more Hillary votes than voters.

We use drivers license scans now for a computer record poll book, so they know how many voted. The worst location had 300 Hillary votes cast by 50 voters.

It’s the tip of the iceberg, and we all know it. But by all means, libtards, let the recounts proceed. Your dumb asses might find yourselves robbed of your meaningless “Hillary won the popular vote” horseshit by the time all the smoke clears.


3 thoughts on “Another exploding cigar

  1. Philly is notorious for this crap… 150% voter turnout and every vote for the Dem. No one calls them on it, because the investigators under PA law also happen to be Dem operatives. At the end of the night, they withheld their vote totals until they know how many they have to manufacture to win. I’m genuinely surprised Trump was able to overcome the margin of fraud.
    Of course, Philly is not alone. They pull this crap in Miami as well. And Arlington County. And what about Chicago? Has Chicago EVER had an honest election?

  2. Oregon has both a motor-voter law and exclusive vote-by-mail. Considering that a good percentage of criminal aliens can’t read or understand English (they get special-privilege tests in Spanish), many of the DMV personnel are Hispanic and speak to those self-same criminals in Spanish, and the voter registration instructions are in English, I wonder what could possibly go wrong with CITIZENS ONLY voting in the elections.

    I mean, these criminals were honest enough to get their licenses, weren’t they? Surely, and without an iota of doubt, they would also be honest enough to vote only if they were verified citizens. Right?

  3. Well, ya know, there’s a margin of error; Dems too dishonest, Repubs too stupid, and Libers too stoned.

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