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Annnnd that ought to about wrap things up

In a sane world it would, anyway. Trump by a landslide, baby.

Pop star Madonna got raunchy while introducing comedian Amy Schumer at a performance in New York City Tuesday night, promising the crowd sexual favors in exchange for their support of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-year-old Rebel Heart singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

And if THAT doesn’t cause #NeverTrumpTards to reconsider the exorbitant cost of their self-righteous folly, nothing will.

Yikes!

Uhh, yeah, no thanks, grandma. I’m more likely to take up giving blowjobs myself than I am to willingly submit to one from your raddled old ass. And I assure one and all that I am not even remotely likely to do that. Ain’t enough whiskey on the planet to make that hideous prospect, ummm, palatable.

Yeesh.

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9 thoughts on “Annnnd that ought to about wrap things up

  1. Would make for an interesting lawsuit. She promised and if she doesn’t come through with the bj for votes class action status.

  2. A picture that makes you think heterosexuality isn’t an exact science.

    That’s not Madonna, that’s Willem Dafoe.

  3. Is she channeling Amy Winehouse now? Madonna is one woman who hit the wall HARD.

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