You guys know by now that I’m all in for Trump and all, and support his immigration program completely. But a man with integrity can admit when there are inconsistencies in his beliefs, and carry on despite them with some sort of equanimity. It’s all about the diversity, people—real diversity, not the cheap-grace, hypocritically misnomered pseudo-variety peddled by the Left.
So yes, I am all in with this too.
On Wednesday, the founder of Latinos for Trump took to MSNBC to proclaim that if the immigration system isn’t reformed, “You’re gonna have taco trucks on every corner.” To which one can only respond, “Is that a promise?”
Tacos are delicious and, as anyone who has experienced the joy and wonder that comes only from the mobile kitchens can attest, the best and most excellent tacos on the planet are those that come from taco trucks.
So no matter what nativists like Marco Gutierrez have to say, a booming taco truck market would be good for America in every way possible. From providing jobs and lunch to economic mobility and taco mobility, we need to do everything we can to ensure this vision becomes a reality. Here are but seven reasons we need a chicken in every pot and a taco truck on every corner.
His reasoning is sound, his specification and categorizing of it inarguable. Like I said, all in over here. In fact, a friend of mine has a taco truck, and if he’s working tonight I just might look him up. My favorite of his seven reasons? Tough to narrow it down, but this statement is, umm, delicious: “We all love avocados, except for those of us who are wrong…” Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.