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Oh, it’s obvious, all right

Again: so obvious only a liberal-fascist supergenius could possibly be so stupid as to fail to see it.

President Obama quickly grew political Thursday while speaking at a memorial site for the victims of the Orlando terrorist attack, attacking Republicans for voting against gun control laws.

“The notion that the answer to this tragedy would be to make sure that more people in a nightclub are similarly armed to the killer defies common sense,” Obama said. “Those who defend the easy accessibility of assault weapons should meet these families and explain why that makes sense.”

Gladly, you dumbass. In fact, I don’t have to meet them, I can do it from here:

PoliceOne, a private organization with 450,000 members (380,000 full-time active law enforcement and 70,000 retired), polled its members in 2013 shortly after the Newtown, Conn., massacre. Eighty percent of respondents said allowing legally armed citizens to carry guns in places such as Newtown and Aurora would have reduced the number of casualties. Another 6 percent thought the presence of legally armed civilians would “likely” have prevented the innocent casualties altogether.

According to police and prosecutors, there have been dozens of cases of permit holders clearly stopping what would have been mass public shootings. It’s understandable these killers avoid places where they can’t kill a large number of people.

It ought to be common sense — even the most ardent gun-control advocate would never put “Gun-Free Zone” signs on their homes. Let’s finally stop putting them elsewhere.

If Obama is too stupid to believe me (and those cops) maybe Howard Stern can describe it to him in terms he can grasp:

“The military – and they don’t mean it as a derogatory statement – but they look at the public as sheep. And think about it. We are sheep. Most of us sit around all day. We don’t know how to defend ourselves. We are in a flock. And we basically think everything’s OK. Except the wolves, the bad guys – whether they be ISIS or terrorists, homegrown or otherwise, ISIL, Daesh, the common thug, whatever. They’re wolves. They look at them as wolves.

“The military and police look at themselves as sheep dogs. They’re warriors, but they’re on the good side. You know, they’re protecting us…

“Now, I’m gonna tell you about the most gun-free zone on the planet. It happened during 9/11. It was on a plane. You know you can’t get a gun on a plane. It’s completely gun free. So what did the wolves do? They said, ‘This is great! We’ll just kill the sheep with box cutters. They went on the plane with box cutters, and all the sheep went, ‘Baaah!’

“Now if there had been an Air Marshal on that plane, a whole f—ing other thing would have gone down. There wouldn’t have been no 9/11.

“See, the wolves are always plotting. They’ll use box cutters. They’ll use an airplane and fly it right into a building. They don’t need AR-15s.

“Nazi Germany – which, by the way, didn’t happen 1,000 years ago – it happened within my dad’s lifetime. It’s not that long ago. Can you imagine if the Jews, at least when the Nazis were banging on the door, if they had a couple of pistols and AR-15s to fight the Nazis? If Anne Frank’s father had a f—ing gun? Maybe at least he could have taken a few Nazis out.

“Now why would the sheep say, ‘Oh, we’ve got an answer to all of the terrorism, all these bad wolves that are coming after us. We’ll just hand in all our guns. We’re gonna hand them in. Baaah. You know who will protect us? The government, or the police’?

“That’s a bad f—ing idea!”

Which just makes it of a piece with every other idea pResident Jugeared Moron ever had in his life. But here’s the real nut of it:

“But guess what? Most of your politicians all have private security…So they’re OK. Those are sheep that are very well protected. You, on the other hand, you’re a sitting duck. If you’re a sitting duck, do you want a fighting chance or not? I don’t understand it.”

Drudge hammers that essential point home:

Just months after Department of Homeland Security advisers claimed “the threat from right-wing extremists domestically is just as real as the threat from Islamic extremism,” DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson is now suggesting his department should be in charge of implementing gun control.

But media pioneer Matt Drudge reacted to Johnson’s comments with his own demand.

He insisted the DHS secretary give up his own guns first.

“Homeland Jeh says Give up Your Guns!” Drudge tweeted Wednesday. “You go first, Brah.”

This. Precisely this. We’ll consider giving up our means of self-defense—against not just ordinary lowlife predators but also grabby politicians and tyrannical “leaders”—the moment you scumbags come out from behind your AR15-wielding security details, take down those supposedly impossible-to-build walls around the gated compounds you live in, and face the same dangers as the rest of us do, with the same means of defense you insist we settle for: none at all.

And not one fucking moment before. Until I see Hillary or Ogabe or any other rich liberal gun-grabber walking around in public with security guards armed with nothing more than a hand with some skin on it, I will continue to repeat: come and take them, liberal-fascist assholes.


5 thoughts on “Oh, it’s obvious, all right

  1. Once again, logical commentary from my favorite blog!

    I just don’t understand how people think that disarming themselves, posting gun-free zone signs and letting the government handle it is going to protect them.

    People are really, really stupid.

  2. Guns. Guns. Guns. Revenge fanatasies. Faggots. Dicks. Guns. Guns. Faggots. Dicks. Stick your gun in your mouth. Faggots. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Guns. Guns. Guns. Faggots. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Guns. Guns. Guns. Faggots. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Guns. Guns. Guns. Faggots. Dicks. Everybody should have guns so they can protect themselves from everybody that has guns. Because we are Faggots and we love Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Guns. Guns. Guns.

  3. At my house there is a shed in the back where I keep all the boys that don’t have guns. I dress them up like little girls and make them wear wigs while they’re tied-up with their hands hanging from the rafters. I keep their ankles tied together too so they can’t kick me when I lift up their skirts to suck them off. Then once they’ve shot their loads all over my face I rub my Glock 37 on my cock until I explode. If one of the boys has a particularly small penis he gets to wear the tiara and suck off the others. Then I give him my gun and tell him to shoot me knowing that the pussy is incapable of hurting anybody. When he starts crying I rub my dick all over his while making him suck on my gun as if it were my cock. (I don’t fuck him up the ass because I’m not a fag!) One day my mom came in to the shed when I had about seven of these traps strapped to the ceiling and she made us all sandwiches before going to the mall to buy us more panties.

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